Hi all,

I just posted the new song "Ava gram" at http://www.stationmp3.com/enturbulator - this one is dedicated to anyone who has ever gotten an Ava gram. It should be up within a day. If not - it will be up within 3 days somewhere else. For those of you who don't know - an Ava gram is a nasty letter from Scientology lawyer Ava Paquette. They are often used to silence dissent against Scientology, by scaring someone into submission with a trumped up legal case. Lots of people have them, we have one. Cheers, Queso

Ava gram:

I got a letter from a talking clam. Its an Ava gram, Its an Ava gram! I said Ron got penetrated by another man. I got an Ava gram, I got an Ava gram! Sten in Sweden called Hubbard a sham. He got an Ava gram, he got an Ava gram! Barb posted part of the O T plan. She got an Ava gram, she got an Ava gram!

Ava gram, Ava gram - humor is the one thing cults can't stand. If you don't give in to their lawyer's demands, and you mock them in a song - you'll get an Ava gram.

"The purpose of the lawsuit is to harass and discourage, rather than to win." "If possible, of course, ruin him utterly." - L Ron Hubbard

Ava gram, Ava gram - from the lawyers of the worlds most sinister scam. Freedom of speech isn't for critics in bands, according to the wording of the Ava gram. Ava Paquette - listen up, don't forget - I laughed when you cried when L Ron Hubbard died. You'd better mail it on two-ply for what I've got planned, the next time that you send another Ava gram.

Slashdot posts were forced to scram. They got an Ava gram, they got an Ava gram! Time magazine made the world understand. They got a whole lot more than just an Ava gram! Church of Subgenius mocks and expands. "Bob"'s got a birdcage lined with Ava grams. David Miscavige's prostate gland puckers every time he reads an Ava gram.

Ava Paquette, our favorite lawyer, but some say she's a soul destroyer - or just a witch, who's quite lie-tigious. But what the hell if it's religious. Send another telegram, sue a poor comedian, stop another little band from pointing out the evil deeds. Talkin 'bout the spaced out creeds. Straight laughing at their weird mythology, crude pathology, sorry Ava, no apology. It's music versus Scientology.

Mark Bunker took video of nasty clams. He got an Ava gram, he got an Ava gram! Bob Mintons' got a stack of them as tall as a man. He's probably got a hundred thousand Ava grams! Fredric Rice knows what happens when you show the sham - you get Ava gram after Ava gram! PTSC's got an interesting plan - to show the whole world the true purpose of the Ava gram.

Go Back