I look forward to this show daily. This is when Barbara Schwarz gets to rool the airwaves (so to speak) of Usenet in her daily allotment.

Much like the b+w comedy shows on TV in the '50s, I await every new day's entertainment from La Hubbardette. Unfortunately, unlike the Jack Benny show, Schwarz' program is nothing but reruns. Today's episodes featured:

An assertion that hurricanes are caused by...fill in the blanks. Any eevil power with a laser will do.

An assertion that Wikipedia is pickin on the poor wee haggie. Tch.

Personal attacks on Gerry, Keith, Tory...a bunch of people Schwarz has confused with somebody else, etc.

Every day, I anticipate something new and entertaining. Every day, I am disappointed.

Barbara Schwarz is the Rerun Channel...100% repeats, and not aired 24-7 because, well, when you use other peoples' networks, you must abide by their rules.

That's gotta suck! I can use MY computer any time I damn well please. I am so much more free than the MIGHTEE bEAN sCIENToLOGIPS bARBARA xWARTZ.

I can go online whenever I want. And every time I do, I post something new. A'course, when you're crazier than a shit-house dog, like Babs, you might never realize you've descended into daily, weekly, monthly, yearly, decadely...etc, repetition. When WAS the last time she had anything new to offer?

Hey Babs...do you really think scrounging for computer time is a mark of toadle freedumb? If you were really free, you could do what you want, when you want.

What's it like, having to live in some low income box with no phone, no computer, no real life? Is it a lot like having somebody else's hand shoved up your butt, controlling you? Can you word-clear 'puppet?'

Do try, dear. But don't hurt yourself, m'kay? -- --barb Chaplain,ARSCC xenubarb@netscape.net

"Imagine a church so dangerous, you must sign a release form before you can receive its "spiritual assistance." This assistance might involve holding you against your will for an indefinite period, isolating you from friends and family, and denying you access to appropriate medical care. You will of course be billed for this treatment - assuming you survive it. If not, the release form absolves your caretakers of all responsibility for your suffering and death.

Welcome to the Church of Scientology."

--Dr. Dave Touretzky Peter Alexander

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