On Fri, 06 Jun 2003 13:21:01 -0600, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <lawsuit@recount.now> wrote:

> The time has come to announce the winners of the May 2003
> Kook Awards.

And wow--- look at all the Scientologists who won awards! It's almost like a Scientology New Years Celebration event, attendee-count-wise.

Why, the last time I saw a list with so many Scientologists on it, it was written by Scientology Inc.'s as an update to their "Enemies Who May Be 'Fair Gamed' List."

Psycho-Barb has been campaigning since the end of December, giving UseNet a fine example of her talents. I'm rather surprised she received a mere 6 votes more than the contender.... but then, so did Al Gore.

I'm going to rush right over to GOOGLE and look up "Steve Chaney" just as soon as I finish my drink: don't wanna spew apple juice out of my nose due to uncontrollable, limitless mirth..... I am near breathless with anticipation. Humm, better also go potty first--- accidents happen.

> - Kook of the Month -
> The winner is - - BARBARA SCHWARZ!!!!
>
> Barbara Schwarz 24 votes
> Steve Chaney 18 votes
> Giant Attitude 5 votes
> EQ DQ
>
> Congratulations, Babs!! I see you already made your acceptance speech
> before the election was even over.
>
> Now EQ, if you've indeed been a Very Naughty Little Boy trying to throw
> this election, we're just going to have to reward you for that, won't we?
> If the fine Kookologists out there believe you have been Naughty and can prove
> to the FNVW's satisfaction that you only wanted to keep yourself from
> getting this fine award, they should step forward and not forever hold their
> peace, lest they deprive you of your chance at TRIPLE DAMAGES.
> We do have rules in place about Kooks doing this, you know.
>
> Have A Nice Day.
>
>
> - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker -
> The winner is - - TAYLOR NETSCUM!!!!
>
> Taylor Netscum 23 votes
>
> Congratulations, Taylor!! Taylor as Spamford...there's a time many
> would've thought that impossible to pull off, even for a troll. But
> there's ALWAYS a bigger troll!!
>
>
> - Golden Killfile -
> The winner is - - BARBARA SCHWARZ!!!!
>
> Barbara Schwarz 23 votes
>
> Congratulations again, Babsy!! Too bad we can't killfile your face...
>
>
> - Victor Von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award -
> The winner is - - GIANT ATTITUDE!!!!
>
> Giant Attitude 21 votes
>
> Congratulations, GA!! Your froup is coming up with all sorts for this
> award these days.
>
>
> - Goofy Azzed Baboon -
> The winner is - - SCOTT LIPSCHITZ!!!!
>
> Yes 11 votes
>
> - - and JERRY HOWE!!!!
>
> Yes 10 votes
>
> Congratulations!!
>
>
> - Balsa Gavel -
> The winner is - - BARBARA SCHWARZ!!!!
>
> Yes 23 votes
>
> Congratulations, Barbie!! Let's see if you can get into the Deseret News too.
>
>
> - Saeed al-Sahhaf Memorial Office of Kooki Information Minister -
>
> The winner is - - BRAD JESNESS!!!!
>
> Brad Jesness 23 votes
>
> Congratulations, Brad!! Guess there's not much chance at impeachment, huh?
>
>
> And now, for the KOOK KARD DECK.
>
> - Ace of Spades -
> Richard the St00pid 15 votes
> Pete Stapleton 13 votes
>
> - Ace of Clubs -
> John Martin Grubor 23 votes
>
> - Ace of Hearts -
> Andrea Chen 11 votes
> Doctress Neutopia 8 votes
>
> - Ace of Diamonds -
> Archimedes Plutonium 16 votes
> Dmitri Vulis 6 votes
>
> - King of Spades -
> Louis Turi 19 votes
>
> - King of Clubs -
> Earl Curley 18 votes
> Emmett Gulley 6 votes
>
> - King of Hearts -
> "Terri Ticklebitch" DiSisto 17 votes
>
> - King of Diamonds -
> Emmett Gulley 18 votes
>
> - Queen of Spades -
> Nancy Lieder 19 votes
>
> - Queen of Clubs -
> Brad Jesness 9 votes
> Curio Jones 9 votes
> Tony Sidaway 6 votes
>
> - Queen of Hearts -
> Bruce Daniel Kettler 15 votes
> Joan Brewer 4 votes
> Doctress Neutopia 4 votes
>
> - Queen of Diamonds -
> Helena Kobrin 20 votes
>
> - Jack of Spades -
> Bob 9 votes
> McJeffy Hunt 7 votes
>
> - Jack of Clubs -
> Raymond Ronald Karczewski 20 votes
>
> - Jack of Hearts -
> Edmond Heinz Wollmann 23 votes
>
> - Jack of Diamonds -
> Sky King 12 votes
> Richard the St00pid 11 votes
>
> - 10 of Spades -
> Larry Jansen 13 votes
>
> - 10 of Clubs -
> John Palmer 15 votes
>
> - 10 of Hearts -
> Erik Mouse 19 votes
>
> - 9 of Spades -
> Matt Giwer 17 votes
>
> - 9 of Hearts -
> Scott Abraham 16 votes
>
> - 9 of Diamonds -
> Clan Warlords of s.c.scottish 13 votes
>
> - 8 of Spades -
> Heaven's Gate 19 votes
>
> - 8 of Clubs -
> Mark Sobelwski 17 votes
>
> - 8 of Hearts -
> Andrew Walcott Beckwith 17 votes
>
> - 7 of Spades -
> Koos Nolst Trenite 17 votes
>
> - 6 of Spades -
> Albert Silverman 14 votes
>
> - 6 of Clubs -
> John "Sollog" Ennis 13 votes
> Average Joe 13 votes
>
> - 5 of Clubs -
> Dave Tholen 20 votes
>
> - 5 of Hearts -
> Bob Allisat 12 votes
> Average Joe 5 votes
> "Terri Ticklebitch" DiSisto 2 votes
>
> - 4 of Spades -
> Noel Nolst Trenite 16 votes
>
> - 4 of Clubs -
> Matthew "Diaperboi" Moulton 15 votes
> Dave Hayes 5 votes
>
> - 4 of Diamonds -
> John "Sollog" Ennis 14 votes
>
> - 3 of Spades -
> Tim Thorne 20 votes
>
> - 3 of Clubs -
> Fraudship1 of the Paranormal 16 votes
> Steve Chaney 10 votes
>
> - 3 of Diamonds -
> Sanford "Spamford" Wallace 17 votes
> Ava Paquette 5 votes
>
> - 2 of Spades -
> Canter & Siegal 14 votes
> Scott Thomas 7 votes
>
> - 2 of Clubs -
> Daniel Joseph Min 20 votes
> XR2701 3 votes
>
> - 2 of Hearts -
> Alex Cain 16 votes
>
> - 2 of Diamonds -
> Stephen "Speedbump" Boursy 20 votes
>
> - Jokers -
> Edmond Heinz Wollmann 16 votes
> Steve Winter 11 votes
> Keith "Scrappy" Carrot 10 votes
>
> --
> Recounts are for wusses. We know how to get results right.

From: Tilman Hausherr <tilman@berlin.snafu.de>
Subject: Barbara Schwarz mentioned again
Date: Mon, 09 Jun 2003 17:54:10 +0200
Organization: Old Europe
Message-ID: <u8b9ev0ke317apfdrg9454i704gdogg7gp@4ax.com>

Barbara Schwarz mentioned again:

http://www.wvgazette.com/section/Editorials/200306082

June 09, 2003

Potpourri

THE FREEDOM of Information Act — both the federal and state versions — is a valuable part of democracy, letting people dig out hidden government records. But at least one nut uses the law idiotically. A Utah woman claims she was born at a secret government compound, the daughter of Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard, and that she was married to another Scientology leader — but the government framed him for her murder and is holding him at an unknown prison. The Salt Lake Tribune says she has filed thousands of FOIA demands for records about her birth and the murder case — including a federal court suit in West Virginia — and she refuses to believe responses saying no such records exist.

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