Excellent if one is considering elective surgery, that is!

Saves you hundreds of dollars on anaesthesia! Just struggle to stay awake for 20 minutes or so, and then surrender to the sucking, heavy feeling that comes over you. You'll be out cold and senseless for hours and hours afterwards! John Travolta will forever be known and credited with putting the entire anaesthesiologist profession out of business.

This movie is so bad, it even makes the book (a pile of Hubbard's toilet leavings that can kill an elephant just by its stench) look "good" in comparison.

Well done, Jonny "RPF Boy" Travolta! You managed to turn the worse book ever written into the worse movie ever filmed! Your Operating Thetan powers are truely unsurpassed! Not even a "touch assist" can make this dog of yours breath. It was born dead, and just keeps getting sicker. As for your "career," I hear McDonald's is hiring.....

United States District Judge Leonie Brinkema, RTC v. Lerma, 1996 U.S. Dist. LEXIS 15454 (October 4, 1996) wrote:

"The dispute in this case surrounds Lerma's acquisition and publication on the Internet of texts that the Church of Scientology considers sacred and protects heavily from unauthorized disclosure. Founded by L. Ron Hubbard, the Scientology religion attempts to explain the origin of negative spiritual forces in the world and advances techniques for improving one's own spiritual well-being. Scientologists believe that most human problems can be traced to lingering spirits of an extraterrestrial people massacred by their ruler, Xenu, over 75 million years ago. These spirits attach themselves by "clusters" to individuals in the contemporary world, causing spiritual harm and negatively influencing the lives of their hosts."

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