Here's a meatless BT dish -- Bean Taquitos -- that SPs can enjoy. The actual dish is copyrighted, trademarked, and a trade secret however I'm willing to license its use for free to non-criminals -- which means that Scientology ringleaders _will_ be sued and imprisoned when I find out you've used it. Try me, Mary. Anyway, here's the meatless BTs: 2 Morning Star vegetarian Griller patties
10 corn tortillas
1/8 cup garlic segments
grated sharp American cheese
1/4 cup salad oil
1/4 cup chopped onion
El Queso Allstar's "Ron Got Penetrated" Run the Grillers through the microwave for about 1 minute and then start slicing them into 1/4 inch thick slices. While you're doing that, have the tortillas in the microwave for 1 minute. When the microwave ROCKSLAMS turn the tortillas over and cook them for about another 30 seconds. They should be moist and pliable like Scientology's victims' brains. Take one and a half slices of the Griller and roll them up in a tortilla and place the BT into a frying pan that's got some salad oil in it. Don't apply heat to the pan yet or you'll suffer the cognition that the pan is burning your fingers when you install the BTs. When all 10 BTs are in the frying pan, turn on medium heat so that thee BTs will cook fairly slowly; you want the Griller inside to get good and hot (about as hot as Heber Jentzsch's sweaty buttcrack as he hides from the cops in his chain locker aboard the Freeasbestos.) While that's going on you should be chopping garlic and onion and then you should grate the cheese. Turn the BTs over once when the downside BTs release their radiation. (You can tell this because their skin turns a golden brown. That's the toxics and radiation being released.) When that side releases all of its radiation, remove and drain on to a plate with paper towels. Remove the paper towels and mail them to that dizzy cunt David Miscaviage. Arange the BTs in parallel and then dump the onion and garlic on to the BTs. Dump the cheese on top. Tie the BTs to a volcanoe and nuke them until the cheese melts a bit. (If you don't have a volcanoe and/or a fusion bomb, substitute a microwave oven.) While the BTs are cooling a bit, put on "Ron Got Penetrated" by the El Queso Allstars (available at http://artists.mp3s.com/artists/184/el_queso_allstars.html ) and eat the BTs while L. Ron Hubbard screams in the background, "Get them off of me! Get them OFF of me! ARGH! GET THEM OFF OF ME!" Enjoy! ---
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