Dateline: Clearwater, FL 06 Jan 2001 The staff and supporters of the Lisa McPherson Trust unveiled new picketing techequipment at today's Ida J. Camburn Worldwide Picket.

The device is called a THREEP(tm), and is the brainchild of eclectic Mintonista RandyRandy.

The device consists of several items, the "Thar She Blows Klam Klaxon", a true copy of Judge Pennick's injunction with a festive nautical blue cover, and crowning the lovely color scheme is a cascade of pink tape and a large orange representation of something called "Bob's Knob".

When asked, RandyRandy said "The beautiful part is that we can check right then and there to see if we're in violation of His Honor's Injunction immediately without stopping to read the legalese."

The device has specially manufactured ToodleNoodles(tm), and an automatic flashing alert beam when an offending party is within range.

After a year of research, RandyRandy's group has broken virginal territory with a totally original idea.

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RandyRandy says "No picket is complete without one, really. You should see it in action. Bob's Pole is just amazing when it's fully extended."

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