Oh Ron, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz, Patty got a Boxter for doing her A-mends, Worked hard all these months now, and lost all my friends, Oh Ron, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz!Oh Ron, won't you buy me a Pen-tee-um Three, Spamming the newsgroup is almost killing me, I can't strike a blow using my WebTV, Oh Ron, won't you buy me a Pen-tee-um Three!
Oh Ken, won't you hire a consultant like me, I post to the newsgroup, I might work for free, I post about Bad Bob each day until three, Oh Ken, won't you hire a consultant like me!
Oh Ron, won't you buy me a night on the town, I post to the newsgroup, I won't let you down, I've done all you told me, so buy the next round, Oh Ron, won't you buy me a night on the town!
-- Barb Chaplain, ARSCC http://members.cox.net/bwarr1/index.htm
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