From: jimdbb@aol.com (jim Beebe)
Subject: SCIENTOLOGY PRESIDENT ACCUSES CAN IN MISSING SCIENTOLOGISTS CASE
Date: 19 Jun 2003 09:55:38 -0700
Message-ID: <d6d61d27.0306190855.7d8bfd28@posting.google.com>
ARS News
June 19, 2003
SCIENTOLOGY PRESIDENT ACCUSES CAN IN MISSING SCIENTOLOGISTS CASE:
In a press conference this morning at the Church of Scientology headquarters, Heber Jentzsch, Scientology's President, claimed that the Cult Awareness Network, CAN, was involved with the evil psychiatrists in the disappearance of almost eight million Scientologists.
The Church of Scientology has long claimed to have eight million members but a recent investigation by the CCHR (Citizens Commission on Human Rights) revealed that only 80,000 actual members could be found.
Bruce Wiseman, the President of the CCHR has asked President Bush to include a search for the missing Scientologists with its efforts to find Islamic terrorists. Wiseman has been joined by film star, John Travolta, in accusing evil psychiatrists of abducting and holding the missing Scientologists in psychiatric prison camps.
Heber Jentzsch stated in the press conference that he has evidence that the original CAN under the direction of the evil CAN director, Cynthia Kisser, is deprogramming the missing Scientologists while the evil psychs are subjecting them to shock treatments.
Mr.Jentzsch publically thanked film star John Travolta for joining the search and making his personal jet available. He stated that the Church of Scientology would enforce Commodore L. Ron Hubbard's mandate to eradicate evil psychiatry and take over the field of mental health.
Inexplicably, Mr. Jentzsch then began gesturing wildly and making incomprehensible statements about deprgramming, psychiatry and CAN.
Several persons dressed in naval uniforms came out and led Jetazsch off the stage. The press conference ended off in complete dissarray.
T. Webster Allen reporter
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