To: heldal@online.no I don't know where to start picking among all the e-mails and letters to Operation Clambake. Support is amazingly enough still increasing. The other day I got a bag of buttons with "www.xenu.net" and "Xenu Air" on, I've received many books, newspaper clippings, records, CD's, offers for donations, CoS secrets and inside stories, etc.
Thank you to all of you out there if you are lurking on ARS.
I just want to once again make it absolutely clear that I'm not to thank for all the effort done, most of it can be traced back to critics here on ARS and they are the ones who deserve all the thanks.
I'll still forward one e-mail, received today:
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Subject: Clam Song
Andreas---
Well, I must say I've spent several hours (cumulative total)
looking through your site and there's always something new to
discover! :) Thank God for truthtellers like you. I had seen
a news story on ABC or NBC, I can't remember because it was a
couple of years ago, on $cientology. It wasn't until that
special that I realized how insane an organization it is!
What kind of "church" has it's own pretend-navy and it's own subversive operations? No church I've ever heard of! Your site has opened my eyes even further. I found OC on Yahoo after looking for reviews of how crappy "Battlefield Earth"
is. I read one internet movie critic's BE review, an anonymous critic I read all the time by the name of "Mr.
Cranky". Anyway, he said Travolta's acting is so over-the-top, that if egos were farts, "one would imagine John Travolta could wipe out a whole planet with one frozen burrito". He also said that, after BE, Travolta would be lucky to "get a job plucking the gray hairs out of Ron (Horshack) Palillo's ass."
Anyway, I wholehearted cheer on the effort to steam the clams and their scams. Has anyone organizing the various protests thought of setting up a clam chowder booth just for fun? Or how about an actual outdoor clambake set up across the street from an org? :) That would make an impact...
Speaking of clams, I wrote a little song. Are you familiar with "Devo"? They have this famous old song of theirs from the late 70s called "Jocko Homo" ("Are we not men? We are De-vo!
Are we not men? D-E-V-O!") Well, I wrote my own little subversive parody of that song as relates to Co$:
We are Xe-nu!
Are we not men?
X-E-N-U!
We're SP's now
we are not clones
We're SP's all
S-P-phone-home
Are we not men?
We are Xe-nu!
Are we not men?
X-E-N-U!
Are we SPs?
We are Xe-nu!
Are we not men?
X-E-N-U
Lawyer-men all
filing law suit
ex-fans and critics
all get the boot
Are we not men?
We are Xe-nu!
Are we not men?
X-E-N-U!
(bridge):
We're hearing that god made clams
and they grew into Johnny Travolta
Apes came from clams?
We're walking clam-bots?
I don't walk like a clam
talk like a clam
and I'm not in a clammy mood
God made clams
but he also made liars and fools
Are we not men?
We are Xe-nu
(repeat)
We must re-peat
X-E-N-U
(repeat)
Okay let's go!
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I guess to fully appreciate it, you have to hear Devo's "Jocko
Homo" first so you can put a tune to it. Oh, and feel free to
put this on OC... if you want :) (Just keep me anonymous! 8/)
Keep the flame of truth burning!
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Best wishes, SP4 & Adm. TOXE CXI
Andreas Heldal-Lund, Normannsgaten 9, N-4013 Stavanger, Norway
Pho: +47 88 00 66 66 Fax: 90 32 35 46 E-mail: heldal@online.no
home.sol.no/~spirous www.xenu.net www.hedning.no/hedning
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better, the silence of the voice of justice when it mattered
most, that has made it possible for evil to triumph."
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