Subject: Olympic Special: L. Ron Hubbard Commemorative Condom
From: jimdbb@aol.com (JimDBB)
Date: 2/3/02 3:47 PM Central Standard Time
Message-id: <20020203164743.21841.00000778@mb-mp.aol.com>

Announcement:

Bridge Publications today announced that an L. Ron Hubbard Commemorative Condom has been prepared to celebrate the opening of the 2002 Wijnter Olympics. This is a one time issuance of 1000 Leather Bound Special Edition L. Ron Hubbard Commemorative Condoms.

There will only be 1000 L. Ron Hubbard Special Edition Condoms and each will have an embossed picture of the Commodore. They will be available at $1000 each. A select group of artists from Freedom Magazine have been chosen to prepare the Commodore's picture. These are the same artists who so expertly retouched pictures of the Church of Scientology's most vile enemies so that they would look properly evil and sick. These artists have chosen one of Dr.

Hubbard's heroic poses and will refashion this picture to make him look sane, with just the right reddish glow in his hair and a humanitarian aura exuding from him.

Actor Tom Cruise has offered $100,000 for the 1st Special Edition L. Ron Hubbard Condom and John Travolta followed with a similar offer. Captain David Miscavige, the Chairman of the Church of Scientology, has stepped in and announced that whichever actor persuades the Government of Germany to accept Scientology as a legitimate religion will be awarded the chance to purchase the 1st Special Edition Condom for $100,000.

Chairman Miscaviage has asked that this notice be passed on to all public media, Scientology Orgs and Centers, and to all Scientologists-On-Line.

Warren Peace CSO

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