HOW TO TAKE THE TEST:

You know that many other criminal activities exist in the world, some of which you have never committed. This test will help you discover your level of criminal tolerance towards three of them.

It assumes that you are not currently committing those listed.

This is a multi-pass test:

Pass 1: Write down the word "pickpocket" on a sheet of paper. Read the options listed below. Select the one which best describes your probable action if a person of the pickpocket persuasion moved in next to your house or apartment.

Pass 2: Repeat the test, assuming that he/she is member of the $cientology Crime Family. Assume that all you know about this crime family is that it is an American scam, whose followers ritually drown the dogs of judges who rule against them....

Pass 3: Read this material by the $cientologists themselves:

http://www.paritioners.org/ . Repeat the test.

THE TEST:

Suppose that a person from a criminal group has moved in next to your house or apartment.

Some of your options are to approach your neighbour and 1. Lock up your valuables and credit-cards, especially when it is getting close to 2pm on Thursday 2. Buy our dog two pairs of waterwings and insist he wear them at all times.

3. Look at the autopsy photos of Lisa MacPherson and say "I don't want you to get your hands on any of MY relatives, thank you."

You pass the test when you realise the following: cheating, murdering hypocritical scum are WORSE for calling it religious, not better.

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