Chip Gallo wrote:

> Tonight on "Friends," Ross cracked on cults, saying "You pay $5,000 for the
> third level and you don't feel any different." He musta been worknig off the
> old old price list, eh?

I wonder when Joey Tribbiani will get approached by a fellow brainless actor to join the cult. He seems such a natural target. Then Ross and Chandler could get declared SP for trying to talk him out of it. They could even change the theme song lyrics:

Well, no one told me it was gonna cost so much...

I'm Disconnected now, my Friends don't keep in touch!

Seems like I'm always getting Reg'd these days Well I've sold the boat, and hocked the dog, and still there's more to pay...but

I'll be Clear some day
(if my damned stats don't crash)
I'll be Clear some day
(if I can just raise the cash)
I'll be Clear some day
because Ron told me so!

Then next week, Joey joins the Sea Org!

You're out of bed at five, and sweeping out the Org
You look and feel like something washed out from a morgue
They told you that they'd help you Clear the Earth
But they never said they'd help themselves to every penny you're
worth...but

You'll be Clear some day
(if your damned stats don't crash)
You'll be Clear some day
(if you can just raise the cash)
You'll be Clear some day
because Ron told you so...

Wonder if Jenna Elfman's up for a guest shot... she's not doing much these days.

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