I have been informed by a real Scientology 4th-dynamic "doctor" that Bernie has done me a favor. He has put up a web site which provides me with cult mind-kill. Not only that, but various other types of this synthetic pain-reliever can be obtained in various places, such as:

http://www.cesnur.org/
http://www.religioustolerance.org/
http://www.ohrc.on.ca/english/publications/creed_eng.htm
http://cti.itc.virginia.edu/~jkh8x/soc257/
http://www.acs.ucalgary.ca/~nurelweb/new.html
http://www.novareligio.com/
I have been feeling a little down lately what with this depressing news about Lisa McPherson dying. Does anybody know where I can get some cult mind-kill which will make me feel as though Lisa McPherson died as a result of a car accident instead of as a result of dehydration in Scientology's medieval Introspection Rundown?

I am entertaining hopes that some good, cheap mind-kill would make my depression over a needless death disappear. And I don't want to have to come up with the pile of cash needed for Auditine [tm].

Of course the great and beneficent L. Ron Hubbard suggested a cheaper way for critics: " ... suicide is a natural manifestation, apparently, a fast means of separating theta and MEST and gaining death quickly." and "The suicide ordinarily commits the act on the computation that the removal of self will some way benefit other selves ..." Ron makes suicide sound both natural and beneficial, but would that have any harmful effects? Is this one of those things you have to try in order to find out what it's like?

The theme song from M*A*S*H comes to mind for some reason.

Also, does anyone know what the side-effects of using mind-kill are?

What happens when one's mind is alleviated of truth?

Joe Cisar: http://cisar.org/rfs0100.htm Overview of Scientology in Germany: http://cisar.org/overview.htm Why would Gottfried Helnwein, one of the world's leading Scientologists, lie? See http://members.tripod.com/German_Scn_News/has00.htm

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