In article <MGwM9.6688$B_6.1422263@news20.bellglobal.com>, "Android Cat" <androidcat99@hotmail.com> wrote:

> They seem to have dropped the wishy-washy "hiring" sign.
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I'ts disgusting to see a Christmas tree in the lobby of the cult recruiting office. The Scientology people must be laughing at how it deceives the marks who walk in there. After all, Scientology secretly teaches that Christ the Savior is a delusion, a twisted, perverted set of fragments from the ALIEN MIND IMPLANT given us all by the evil ruler named Xenu. The tree must be there in an attempt to "restimulate" these parts of the ALIEN MIND IMPLANT we have in us and get us interested in the recruiting office. In other words, that tree is a lie and a sleazy trick.

Of course, no Scientology recruiter would ever, ever say anything about the fact that Xenu gave us an ALIEN MIND IMPLANT right after he kidnapped us, aliens all, from our home planets and brought us here to Earth. He tricked us, Xenu did. We were sitting on our home planets, as powerful, immortal godlike beings with power over matter, energy, space and time, minding our own business, when we got called in for a tax audit. We go in for the audit, and wham, we are grabbed, kidnapped, frozen, packed up in boxes, loaded into a space plane, brought to Earth, chained to volcanos with electronic ribbons, zapped with atomic blasts and electricity, our blown minds then filled with the ALIEN MIND IMPLANT via huge 3D movies we are forced to watch ala Clockwork Orange for weeks on end. Zonked, brainwashed, implanted with false images, made to forget our powers, made to think we are mortal, that we need bodies, that we need to get sick and pay taxes, we live lives thinking we are mere humans.

One day some poor sick slob comes upon parts of our ALIEN MIND IMPLANT incident the cult calls "R6" or "Incident II" and he misinterprets the thing badly. Our implants include images of bloody death, torture and crucifixion, and long story short, his misinterpretation becomes Christianity. The entirety of Roman Catholocism is based on a deluded idiots bastardization of flashes of R6. God we're in a fix. Lucky Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard learned all this - my story is a paraphrase summary of some of his taped high-level lectures. Only Scientology, given the right amount of time and cash value, can unravel our mental mess, the end goal being giving us back our minds, our godlike immortal powers and "TOTAL FREEDOM."

But no walk-in gets a whiff of this story. Because they haven't paid enough in time and cash value to be ready for these truths. But Scientology wants to help - wants to clear the planet of these mindless, reactive abberations of ours. And they dedicate themselves to collecting enough money to be able to tell people the truth about themselves. It's a noble goal, the money collection and truth telling and stuff. It's a just cause. And Scientology's creed says never to fear to harm another in a just cause. What's a little lie, a little trick, when the end result is to get the money that allows a person to be cleared and put on the road to TOTAL FREEDOM? So they have little mental tricks, like putting an exploding volcano on the cover of their flagship book "Dianetics," and putting a Christmas tree in the recruiting office, and lying to you by saying Scientology is completely compatible with Christianity. What cause could be more just? What filthy sleazy tricks could be more justified? We are talking about saving a planet, here.

This planet, and the other 75 in the galactic confederation. Get the money, give the hope of TOTAL FREEDOM. Whatta deal.

Happy Christmas!

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