150 miles out, an invisible, non-existent aircraft approached at twice the speed of sound. That gave them six minutes.

"Suddenly the whole street was in commotion. There were yells of warning from all sides. People were shooting into the doorways like rabbits."

Winston ran down the hall at breakneck speed with his scientologist comrades-in-arms. This was the part he liked the best, because he was *never* last. There was always doubt about the girl in back whose slowness seemed to mean she wanted everyone else dead.

One of the stupid guards pulled this in. The missiles were designed to home in on entheta. Entheta was caused by anyone who read a picket sign out on the road. Who did this? It must have been a guard.

The non-existent, invisible pilot pushed the button that wasn't there to release something that was not a missile right at them ... and it was coming in fast. Winton postulated that he would come back in the next lifetime as an officer. (One could always hope.)

Right before the barbed-wire fence, the thing that was not a missile stopped in mid-air, ten point five feet above ground level. Its tip popped open and a masked sniper was inside, aiming at the mansion.

Without hesitation, he fired what probably was not a weapon.

The round which was not a bullet was designed to pierce up to 2 inches of tempered steel. Its tip exploded through the wall, clearing the way for the payload. Just like the non-missile poised right outside the gate, the thing that was not a bullet stopped in mid-air. The tip of the object now hovering in mid air popped open and out came what looked like a little flash of light.

It was Tinkerbell. She handed David Miscavige a piece of paper, which said:

Comm Ev for David Miscavige
List of Charges
- Impersonating a Scientologist without authorization
- Failing to keep Scientology working
- Squirreling
In apathy, Miscavige then went back to his room and got bombed.

Joe Cisar: http://cisar.org/rfs0100.htm Overview of Scientology in Germany: http://cisar.org/overview.htm Why would Gottfried Helnwein, one of the world's leading Scientologists, lie? See http://members.tripod.com/German_Scn_News/has00.htm

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