wbarwell <wbarwell@mylinuxisp.com> wrote:

>Rat on a stick, red hot! Rat on a stick, red hot!
>Get your red hot rat on a stick, right here!

Hey, pal, would you like a rat on a stick?

What? No! That's disgusting! How much are you selling them for?

The going price is usually $360,000 but I like your face so we'll throw in a discount and make it $370,000, and you get your choice of rat sauce with that.

Huh? How's that a discount? You raised the price $10,000!

Ah, the world of wogs. <sigh> Listen, son, this here rat on a stick will teach you a thing or two about what's true, and what's true for you. It's a steal at $380,000.

You did it again! You raised the price of your rat another $10,000!

I think I see your problem. You're a psychiatrist, huh?

What? No I'm not, ya fucking idiot! Are you fucking retarded?

How dare you! I'll have you know my IQ gets raised one point for every hour I'm audited! My IQ must be at _least_ 80,000 by now. At least!

All that IQ and you're selling dead rats on a stick? Anyone ever _buy_ one of them dead rats on a stick, ya fucking moron?

Yes! Yes they have! All my friend down at the Celebrity Center buy my rats on a stick. Every one of them, even Tom Cruise! He's the biggest dead rat on a stick buyer of them all. Shows how much _you_ know.

Tom Cruise? Tom Cruise you say? Jesus. I didn't know that. I'll take a dozen.

--- George W. Bush is a Christian. Get over it!

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