Hi all, Enturbulator 009's CD "Scientology Sucks!" is available for free downlaod at http://www.soundclick.com/enturbulator009 as well as being FTP'd at http://www.mindtography.com/ftp in a zip file with the covers and lyrics. The zip file contains the songs in a higher bitrate (320) than the website (128) as well as bonus MP3's of all the old songs.

If anyone has linked to any El Queso Allstars or Enturbulator 009 sites - please note that Indielaunch went belly-up and we are at http://www.soundclick.com/enturbulator009 now.

I haven't been posting here in quite a while (just lurking for real news), but everything is going well. We are involved in several ongoing projects - including http://www.soundclick.com/crotchlessleatherwheelchair It has been several months now and not so much as a whiff of clam has aired since the failed attempt to frame me for death threats to the FBI.

We DECLARE VICTORY!

We made songs and had fun - they listened and got angry. We made enough money to buy a great soundcard - they spent money on lawyers and PI's (I often wonder exactly HOW MUCH they spent). We created - they attempted to suppress and failed. Their attempts to stifle me attracted attention and publicity to the full CD release. Rather than try to sell the CD - we decided to give it away, as we knew that would create wider distribution and more anger for the clams.

It's funny - irritate an oyster and you get a pearl. Irritate a clam and you get a letter from a lawyer.

You CAN mock Scientology and get away with it. You CAN speak out against them without dire consequences. We did. The way they came after me was strictly clumsy and amateur - no hope of success and nothing to show for their efforts other than another note in an FBI file about an attempted frame up of a critic. Good work, you douchebags.

The CD "$cientology Sucks" is a lasting monument to the humorlessness of cults and their utter impotence against satire. Enjoy.

One last thing - if you download this CD - feel free to copy and distribute it as you see fit as long as there is no profit involved.

This offer does not extend to any Scientologist or anyone working with or for Scientologists. You can listen, but you can't do anything with our music, because we don't like you or your stupid, greedy cult. Nya!

Cheers,
Queso

P.S. - I hope all you critics are doing well. Special hello's to Norle, Barb, Tory, and Fred.

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