Parody mode ON: What if Elliot Abelson told the Truth?

Blowhard, Got-bucks, and Shyster 1306 L Ron Hubbard Weigh LA CA 90027

Dear Mr. Dogsbody,

I represent Religious Technology Center, the exclusive licensee of the Church of Religious Technology. We are not really a church, but use the name in our corporate name to confuse people, and we have 'no members' per our articles of incorporatioin.

We stole the copyrights and trademarks from L Ron Hubbard, after extorting signatures of consent, agreement, and release from Mary Sue Hubbard, and scaring the shit out of his surviving son Arthur and daughters Suzette Hubbard and Diana Hubbard.

We cremated L Ron Hubbard's body to hide evidence of malfeasance just like we cremated Lisa McPherson's body. Our lawyer Earle C Cooley's lie that cremation was part of the "religious tenants" of scientology works routinely to hide the evidence of our crimes because no one has noticed that had the guts to mention it, or was in position to do anything about it.

Scientology is at total cause over reality, because we define reality as agreement, and we can and will spend as much money as takes to muddy the waters sufficiently so that no one will figure what the hell is really going on.

The 'agreement' Hubbard was talking about when he defined "reality is agreement" was the agreement of 7 jurors. Scientology is basically from start to finish a complete fraud.

Geoffrey Filburt in fact registered the copyrights to the entire "bridge" of scientology including OTIII one month before we did but we don't want to mention it. All that old stuff is in fact in the public domain but no one was supposed to ever notice that.

And if they did , no one with a couple of million in cash to litigate it has come around.

We call the pages of science fiction that Hubbard wrote but could not sell "advanced technology" even though Hubbard rarely had an original idea and stole all or most all what he was unable to write during his own drug induced stupors, and then copyrighted the whole wad, and made the whole mess so complicated, that there is ample time to find a few more fools who feel "there must be SOMETHING THERE"...

If you figure out one twentieth of what we have been up to we will make you a rich man for your silence. We have it all figured out.

Now shut the hell up and go along with the program. because we know how the world works.

With money running motors greased with lies and bolted firmly to a foundation of false promises.

Reality is agreement.

Signed,

An Ex-Mafia lawyer with an ex-pimp for a PI

Ferengi + Borg = Scientology
I'd prefer to die speaking my mind than live fearing to speak.
The only thing that always works in scientology are its lawyers
The internet is the liberty tree of the new millennium
Secrets are the mortar binding lies as bricks together into prisons for the mind
http://www.lermanet.com - mentioned 4 January 2000 in
The Washington Post's - 'Reliable Source' column re "Scientologist with no HEAD"

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