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The Return of Silly Wins: OT force beams flipped my car http://www.scientology-kills.org

A few years ago, I posted a bunch of silly "OT Wins" from the pages of Scientology's "Advance!" magazine, as printed in the "OT Phenomena"

page that Advance! used to run during the 1970s. I've dug out my Advance! file for the first time in quite a while. So without any further ado, let's have the first in a new series of silly wins!

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(from Advance! issue 15)

I would like to tell you of a rather interesting thing that happened to me on my way to Los Angeles, this winter. I was travelling through some rugged country and I hit a patch of iced road at a speed of over 70 miles an hour.

Then the car skidded around and off thr road wiping a post off like a match stick as it went. I simply said, "Oh hell!" and slapped a protector beam over the trunk of the body (chest and stomach area) and exteriorized out - up the side of a mountain - and casually watched the car do the most amazing flip I've ever seen. It travelled about 20 feet upside down completely off the ground and was going to come upside down on a concrete culvert.

At this point I realized, "I am not being responsible" and flipped two force beams on the side furthest and pulled the car over, right side up.

I am afraid I did this a bit too hard as it came down on the front end and side rather forcefully, and my body was damaged a bit as well as the car being a complete wreck. When it hit it bounced and came down in the concrete drain - which seemed the best for it at the time. My body was fairly well off.

I now know that my universe is real and what I decide to do in my universe affects the agreed upon universe which is real by agreement.

Lorna Levett OT VII

| Chris Owen - ronthewarhero@OISPAMNOyahoo.co.uk | |---------------------------------------------------------------| | NARCONON EXPOSED: The full facts about the Narconon program | | http://www.narconon-exposed.org |

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Message-ID: <3E9C0660.ADD18623@aol.com>
Date: Tue, 15 Apr 2003 09:17:20 -0400
From: Ed <metasyn@aol.com>
Organization: none
Subject: Re: The Return of Silly Wins: OT force beams flipped my car

Chris Owen wrote:

>
> A few years ago, I posted a bunch of silly "OT Wins" from the pages of
> Scientology's "Advance!" magazine, as printed in the "OT Phenomena"
> page that Advance! used to run during the 1970s. I've dug out my
> Advance! file for the first time in quite a while. So without any
> further ado, let's have the first in a new series of silly wins!
>
> ----------
>
> (from Advance! issue 15)
>
[snip story] >
> I now know that my universe is real and what I decide to do in my
> universe affects the agreed upon universe which is real by agreement.
>
> Lorna Levett
> OT VII

Lorna (from Alberta, Canada) was soon after declared and expelled. She was considered a major SP and squirrel.

>
> | Chris Owen - ronthewarhero@OISPAMNOyahoo.co.uk |
> |---------------------------------------------------------------|
> | NARCONON EXPOSED: The full facts about the Narconon program |
> | http://www.narconon-exposed.org |

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From: ronthewarhero@yahoo.co.uk (Chris Owen)
Subject: The Return of Silly Wins: Talking to Ron's tree
Date: 14 Apr 2003 18:23:39 -0700
Message-ID: <f758becc.0304141429.8efd66d@posting.google.com>

(From Advance! issue 16, "OT Phenomena, page 17)

I was walking past the big tree of Ron's outside the front of the Manor, and I said to it "How old are you?" and got an answer from a thetan somewhere in it. It didn't quite fit with the age of the Manor and the surroundings, and then I suddenly realized or found out that he'd come from Lebanon or somewhere as a young sapling. Then the thetan up and left.

Glyn Ketterige

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From: ronthewarhero@yahoo.co.uk (Chris Owen)
Subject: The Return of Silly Wins: How to locate friends with OT III
Date: 14 Apr 2003 18:24:29 -0700
Message-ID: <f758becc.0304141432.2519031f@posting.google.com>

(From Advance! issue 16, "OT Phenomena", page 17)

OT sections really do rehabilitate thetans' native abilities. Just a few minutes ago a friend asked where two particular people were. I hadn't seen them for a while so I decided where they were and reported their locations to my friend.

They were exactly where I had decided they would be.

Operating at souce on the gradation chart and deciding where they are was distinctly different from knowing about their location.

It's simply a matter of being able to locate energies and masses in space and time.

Glenn Barber OT III Expanded

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From: ronthewarhero@yahoo.co.uk (Chris Owen)
Subject: The Return of Silly Wins: "An OT Handles Insanity"
Date: 14 Apr 2003 18:25:51 -0700
Message-ID: <f758becc.0304141437.5f8979d8@posting.google.com>

(From Advance! issue 38, "OT Phenomena", page 15)

One night I walked out of a restaurant and noticed some commotion over at an adjacent gas station. It was a real hammer and pound fight with about 7 or 8 guys beating on each other's bodies. At first I ridged up and thought I shouldn't get involved. I soon saw through that and ran over, not knowing exactly what to do, but knowing I could do something. I got over to the scene where they were madly bashing and kicking each other about, and let out three Tone 40 shouts to "Knock it off". They all magically stopped fighting and got into a verbal barrage. From here I instructed one bunch to get into their car and split, which they did, and the confusion and chaos and insanity was over. I felt great!

Greg Moore, OT

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From: ronthewarhero@yahoo.co.uk (Chris Owen)
Subject: The Return of Silly Wins: Move cars and control cats with OT VII
Date: 14 Apr 2003 18:26:38 -0700
Message-ID: <f758becc.0304141440.54876f06@posting.google.com>

(From Advance! issue 15, "OT Phenomena", page 20-21)

The other day I was driving in the rain and the car in front of me stopped suddenly. I needed about 3 inches more to stop in, so I pushed his car forward about 3 inches with pure intention.

This startled him considerably. But then, it prevented any damage from occurring.

Also, I noticed that I can talk to my cats and have them do what I want them to do, which is almost more astounding!

I would say that OT VII is power with no effort at all.

Mike Ball on OT VII

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From: ronthewarhero@yahoo.co.uk (Chris Owen)
Subject: The Return of Silly Wins: Auditing Rogue Egyptian Thetans
Date: 14 Apr 2003 18:28:32 -0700
Message-ID: <f758becc.0304141448.1c6a181d@posting.google.com>

(From Advance! issue 19, "OT Phenomena Successes", page 11)

One afternoon I was bending over the kitchen sink rinsing a cup when all of a sudden I felt afraid. I felt there was someone behind me with bad intentions. The hair on my neck was standing up and I felt cold.

So I slowly turned around and there he was standing with his armed crossed. His dress was Egyptian, his head was that of a bull with long horns and red flaring nostrils.

I looked, blinked and then pointed my finger at him and said "You cannot intrude into my universe. Stop terrifying beings. Go and pick up a body and get your dramatization audited out." He left in anger.

I then went to my room to start a solo session. As I sat down and started auditing, I felt I was not alone. Then, zap! there he was again, sitting on my table in front of me, laughing.

I said "Why didn't you go away and do what I told you to do?" He laughed so loud I thought the room would cave in. He said, "I'm here for auditing. Audit me." I said "Fine. First we start with TR 0," and gave him a reality factor on it.

We did TR 0 for five minutes and he then simply left. I shall meet him in the near future as a Scientologist.

Catherine Steiner OT

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From: boobootigger@webtv.net (Tigger)
Subject: Re: The Return of Silly Wins: Auditing Rogue Egyptian Thetans
Date: Tue, 15 Apr 2003 08:25:00 -0500 (CDT)
Message-ID: <19661-3E9C082C-156@storefull-2274.public.lawson.webtv.net>
ETAuAhUAs0rmz0OAnYoJTtVDZ9MTEOPTYwICFQChapN+Lbn0zokA63Tx40V6KnyExw==

The same Catherine Steiner.....a declared SP?

Operation Clambake present: The Scientology Enemies List Address:http://www.xenu.net/archive/enemy_names/enemy_list.html Changed:1:58 PM on Saturday, June 30, 2001

It would be interersting, if those, who have left Scientology, would come forth and tell us the circumstances that were occuring when they gave Scientology testimonials......and if auditing or whatever had something to do with their flights of fancy.

Tigger

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From: ShyDavid
Subject: Re: The Return of Silly Wins: Auditing Rogue Egyptian Thetans
Date: Sat, 19 Apr 2003 20:39:23 GMT
Message-ID: <3ea1b3f5@news2.lightlink.com>

On 14 Apr 2003 18:28:32 -0700, ronthewarhero@yahoo.co.uk (Chris Owen) wrote:

> (From Advance! issue 19, "OT Phenomena Successes", page 11)
>
> One afternoon I was bending over the kitchen sink rinsing a cup when
> all of a sudden I felt afraid. I felt there was someone behind me with
> bad intentions. The hair on my neck was standing up and I felt cold.
>
> So I slowly turned around and there he was standing with his armed
> crossed. His dress was Egyptian, his head was that of a bull with long
> horns and red flaring nostrils.

Golly, I hate it when this happens. LSD flashbacks sure can be a real bitch.

> I looked, blinked and then pointed my finger at him and said "You
> cannot intrude into my universe. Stop terrifying beings. Go and pick
> up a body and get your dramatization audited out." He left in anger.

My hallucinations usually leave in taxies or on bicycles.

> I then went to my room to start a solo session. As I sat down and
> started auditing, I felt I was not alone. Then, zap! there he was
> again, sitting on my table in front of me, laughing.

"And he was NAKED! My heart raced with uncontrollable, sudden, unbidden passion. His flawless, beefy, manly body drew me, irresistably but timidly, like a coy virgin, closer to him.... with a deep long for pleasures I could only guess at."

> I said "Why didn't you go away and do what I told you to do?" He
> laughed so loud I thought the room would cave in. He said, "I'm here
> for auditing. Audit me." I said "Fine. First we start with TR 0," and
> gave him a reality factor on it.

Gee, I would have sent him to the clay table.

> We did TR 0 for five minutes and he then simply left. I shall meet him
> in the near future as a Scientologist.

Sounds like Frank Ofman to me.

> Catherine Steiner
> OT

--- Anarchy doesn't mean "No rules:" it means "No rulers."

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From: ronthewarhero@yahoo.co.uk (Chris Owen)
Subject: The Return of Silly Wins: The West Texas Highlands God and his Zap Machine
Date: 14 Apr 2003 18:29:11 -0700
Message-ID: <f758becc.0304141450.bdcefc1@posting.google.com>

(From Advance! issue 19, "OT Phenomena Successes", page 11, 23)

While traveling this past summer we stopped at a beautiful campground among pine trees in the West Texas highlands.

It was vacant. One family came in but left abruptly. We found out why.

The old "god" of that area had set up a machine to zap anyone starting a fire without his approval.

We found him sleeping, waiting for someone to come play with him. We woke him up and got him interested in a new kind of game - Scientology.

He claned up his area and went off to locate some friends of his.

Expansion into this area has been zero for a hundred years. We can now expect some expansion and smooth flows through that area.

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From: ronthewarhero@yahoo.co.uk (Chris Owen)
Subject: The Return of Silly Wins: Playing tag with OT III
Date: 14 Apr 2003 18:30:26 -0700
Message-ID: <f758becc.0304141454.7397958d@posting.google.com>

(From Advance! issue 24, "OT Experiences", page 10)

Since my wife and I have completed OT IIIX, we play a game with each other called "tag." We place our bodies in a safe environment and then one of us will pick some place on the planet to hide. It's the other's job to find out where the hiding place is.

Last night I hid in a mummy in a buried pyramid in Egypt. It's no trick to find each other. Wanda's and my affinity level is high enough so we can spot each other quickly, regardless of mockup. But the game is for Wanda to figure out where I am hiding.

Using her exterior perceptics, she pieces together clues from what she sees and feels, hears, etc. This is a real fun game and helps us to practice OT abilities.

Ability requires practice so that it achieves full function. This game is how Wanda and I practice and have fun too.

Mike Madias OT

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