Well, I haven't said for sure I was gonna attend, although I may have suggested it in recent posts. However, every time there's a picket scheduled, for some reason my parents get weird phone calls.

Last night's call was a two parter...first, some female just gibbering.

Not Spanish, not English, just random babble until my mom hung up. Phone rang again and the folks let the answering machine take it. Some female voice giggled and said, "they want us to leave a message." Voice in the background said, "Oh, just hang up."

Coulda been kids, but it's awfully coincidental that these weird calls seem to always happen when a picket's impending.

If OSA had a clue, they'd know that my parents, although elderly, are more amused than intimidated by this kind of behavior. Next time your monkeys call, expect them to get read to. OTIII. Are you sure you want your little sock puppets exposed to OTIII before they've gone through the Wall of Fire?

Keep it in mind, OSA. They have the text right next to the phone now.

And they'll not hesitate to read it to your little monkeyboys.

How come you always bother my parents and not me?

--
barb
Chaplain, ARS

"After over 50 years, what has Scientology given the world? Misery, hopelessness, broken families, desolation, death." -Shydavid

"I remember when my son said "Every day should be Mother's Day." But those were the days before L Ron Hubbard came into his life." --Ida Camburn

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