Dear OSA:

Thank you for your valuable report that every time I appear on the radio, talking about Scientology and Xenu, more people flock to their local Scientology church to join up. I'm glad to hear that you're so pleased with my work.

I'm determined to really boom your stats in July. I'm going to work extra hard on that. And I have good news!

Remember my appearance on the Dave Glover show out of Saint Louis last week? I was on for an entire hour, and covered, Xenu, Lisa McPherson, body thetans, and past life recall.

Well, they liked the show so much that THEY'RE RUNNING IT AGAIN.

I'm in reruns! Bwahahahaha!!!!!

I know you're grateful for my continuing efforts on your behalf. And because of that, I'm going to have a VERY special surprise for you later this week.

Please give my regards to the Poodle.

-- Dave Touretzky: "Steel City Entheta Foundry."
http://LisaClause.org http://Stop-Narconon.org

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