I received this amusing text - one of my correspondants sent it to me to get my opinion. Read on, I'm sure you'll be able to get the same opinion as me about how elrong is back!
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I am a fellow Scientology Practitioner. I write you all because I feel that I have found LRH! I received this e-mail. After I read the attachment I realized that this "Ryan Eure" was no ordinary being. I was able to get him in for a session and discovered the truth... HE IS L. RON HUBBARD. I beg all of you to spread the teachings of this new version of our leader. Not, just for the future of our religion, but the future of this planet. Here is the letter: ______________________________________________________________________
Finally, the solution to the Middle East situation is here! He goes by the name of Ryan Eure, the movement is Eur-Knighted and we are Eur-Knights.
This letter and the attached work proves why our leader Ryan James Eure and the Eur-Knighted Movement are that solution. After reading, major stars, studios, radio and television companies are now negotiating just to work with him. Scientologists have called him "the return of our leader." Nostradamus scholars have said century VI, quatrain 24 and others "predict the coming of Ryan James Eure." Some even call him a prophet. They all agree on one thing though.he is unquestionably a genius. He claims none of this, only that "I will bring peace to the Middle East."
Here is a brief summary of our leader's Middle East Plan:
1. The US must be careful, because as history has shown, the people they have let into power of these third world countries ultimately hurt other nations, as well as their own people. Don't forget, it was the United States that helped solidify the Taliban and terrorists in power in the first place. 2. Installing a new and fair government still is not enough for the Middle East! The problem is, you still have a generation hating the US and friends. They will grow up and the terrorism will start all over again. In fact, bin Laden's ten year old son has said he will annihilate the US if they go after his father. 3. No one has stepped up to the challenge of changing the mentality of a generation. until now. The leader of all Eur-Knights, Ryan James Eure, has decided to use his genius to accomplish this task. As he has said "To change public opinion, one must introduce new ideas and debate them. The only way to do that, on a broad scale, is the media." Being in negotiations with every major player in media, and soon to have the first world syndicated radio and television show, Ryan James Eure will have a straggle hold on the media like no other man in the history of the world. 4. Once our leader is put into power, he has said "First I will give all civil rights to Middle Eastern people. Setting up a society where everybody is allowed to contribute is vital to success. The new freedom will result in culture shock at first, but as we discuss their problems and concerns though my shows, we help them get acclimated, if they need to do so. I will have Middle Eastern people star in my movies, which will get them interested in films and open their minds, not only for themselves, but to other cultures. This will create a creative and cultural boom. As for US relations, I encourage foreign spies that help capture terrorists. I am willing to forfeit all weapons to their liking and provide cheap oil, the money from which, will be used for housing, food and roads to increase commerce. In return for the cheap oil and forfeiting of weapons, the US and friends must help the Middle East become incorporated into the world economy. This will benefit all and show the people of the Middle East that the major world powers are not "evil." In short, my feeling is that the Middle East's most important natural resource is not their oil, but their minds. If I am put into power I will show not only them, but the world, that I am right!"
So you will see the power of our leader, Ryan James Eure, we have attached to this letter just one of his divine works. After reading it, I have seen racists come to embrace people of all cultures and races. It will change your life!
(Read Attached Script)
As mind boggling as that script is, what our leader is working on to revolutionize the Middle East is even better. This is why you must help us to get Ryan James Eure and Eur-Knights in power there. Eur-Knights and the Eur-Knighted Movement are world wide, so contact all media, government, friends and family that you can. www.politics1.com, www.thenation.com/directory and www.conservativeusa.com should have "points of attack," but don't stop there. We really need web designers, organizers, callers, e-mailers and more devoted officers! Ryan James Eure will speak with all groups. Any service you can provide, pamphlets, proposals and such, please respond to this e-mail.
The Eur-Knighted Movement is here and will not stop until Ryan James Eure and the Eur-Knights are in power in the Middle East!!! ______________________________________________________________________
P.S. The Nostradamus prophesies are most interesting. I invite you to see the similarities. A few I found involve "Rouen Everux", Everux being the capital of Eure. Or "Rouen Chartes", Chartes is Capital of Eure-et-Loir. He is born in October, and I believe "the balance" and "Libra" refer to him. This is just the tip of the iceberg.
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"Rd" Roger Gonnet
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"Professor"
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