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Comparing Jesus with Hubbard ============================

Have you ever considered which of these two great religious leaders were the better? Here is your chance to assess their relative merits. Consider each topic in turn and make a judgement as to who performed best in that role. Add one point to the winner and zero points to the loser. Tally the scores at the end to decide which of the two was the greater religious leader.

Standard of Education --------------------- Jesus became a carpenter and a freelance religious teacher with no recognised or accredited qualifications.

Hubbard was a nuclear physicist, a doctor of philosophy, the youngest ever Eagle Boy Scout, a blood brother to the Blackfoot Indian tribe and a world-renowned writer.

Literary Skills --------------- Hubbard was a successful writer of science fiction and adventure stories and wrote many millions of words of literature devoted to improving the mind of Man.

Jesus only wrote something once and only did so in the sand when some adulterous slut needed stoning.

Self Protection --------------- Hubbard, when a mere child, learnt lumberjack fighting to protect his fellow classmates from bullies. He taught his disciples to "Attack. Attack. Never defend".

Jesus told his disciples to "turn the other cheek" when attacked and ended up getting killed by the Romans and later, thousands of his followers in Rome got tortured to death after the place burnt down.

Financial Acumen ---------------- Jesus and his disciples lived hand to mouth expecting charity from people.

Hubbard told his disciples to "Make money. Make more money. Make others produce so as to make more money".

Educational Travel ------------------ Jesus walked around the Jerusalem area and never went much further.

Hubbard travelled the whole world learning from religious leaders. He even went to Venus.

Gold, Frankincense and Myrrh ---------------------------- Jesus, at birth, got gifts of gold, frankincense and myrrh from three wise men.

Hubbard got gifts of everything they had and could borrow from some 30,000 plus not-so-wise men and women throughout his entire ministry.

Walking on Water ---------------- Jesus walked on water.

Hubbard not only took a boat (far more practical and stops your feet from getting wet) but owned it and was a Commodore of an entire fleet of converted cattle-ships.

Aviation -------- Hubbard held a pilot's licence and could fly gliders and light planes.

The best Jesus could do was climb up a wooden cross on some hill someplace to stretch out his arms and do an aeroplane impersonation. They had to nail him to it to stop him falling off.

Suffering Children ------------------ Jesus said to his disciples "Suffer little children, who come unto me".

Hubbard went much further - he locked a deaf and dumb child in a chain locker of his ship for two days for chewing his telex and even today has children imprisoned in the Cadet Org just for being too young to work for him to make money.

Paying taxes ------------ Jesus said of paying taxes - "Render unto Caesar what is Caesar's".

Hubbard's disciples, through his inspiration after he parted the flesh, got out of paying taxes to the IRS by framing and filming a tax commissioner having sex with a fourteen year old girl in a Mexican brothel.

Now add up the scores to find out who was the greater religious leader.

-- Clear Cognition: "I am mocking up my own reactive mind" OT8 cognition: "Now I know who I am NOT and am interested in finding out who I am"

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