The entheta forecast for January 2004 is: "multiple incoming".

There will be news in the midwestern US in less than 24 hours.

A seriously bad PR flareup will strike by the end of this week. Designated Bridget 1, it will make landfall on the west coast.

Slight national-level entheta fallout expected late next week. Hail damage could result.

And forecasters are warning of a building PR multi-fiasco in the mid-Atlantic states. There is a 5% probability the system will make first landfall by the end of this month, although February impact is more likely. A "small org advisory" is in effect.

Residents of Hemet, California are advised to keep doors and windows closed to avoid suddent bursts of high decibel screeching emanating from Gold Base throughout the forecast period.

-- Dave Touretzky: "When it rains, it pours." http://ScientologyWatch.org http://www.wunderground.com/cgi-bin/findweather/getForecast?query=Hemet%2C+CA

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