"VelcoKitty and Rosie"

Or On the Road to Toronto <lights dim>

Enter: TraviSargent "Greetings, submitted for your approval. A tale of two Scientology cultists on a collision course with.... **The Critic Zone** <lights out>

Kitty opened her mail on the way into her 2 bedroom flat she shared with 6 other staff members. Her eyes bulged.... She started to breathe hard and look around like a frightened animal. Rushing into the flat she grabbed the phone and runs into the closet, slamming the door.

Since no one owes a winter coat anymore there is plenty of room since she moved the bags of rice to the kitchen last week. Her own room. Kitty pulls a pack of matches out of her tattered bra and lites a candle. She hums in glee as she moves the loose board and pulls out her address book.

"I will get him now.. I have the means to do it!!" Quickly she dials up her only friend Rosie, another OSA poster to ARS.

Its a lonely life being an ARS poster... Not aloud to interact with other church members in order not to inadvertently speak entheta to them. Live with them yes... but never talk to them.

"Im glad I met Rosie last time I was at flagg," she sighed. "I never would have made it this far without her shoulders." Kitty dialed Rosie up and it started to ring.

"Rosie?,"

"Yes?" Said a sleepy voice.

"Its me Kitty!! I have wonderful news!!"

"What is it? Mike McKeen drop his meat body?"

"Better," said Kitty. "I just found out I inherited a ton of cash from my dearly departed Uncle Moe."

"Whooooa How much did you get?" asked a now awake Rosie.

"350k after taxes!!" Kitty gushed.

"How much did they reg you for?"

"None....." squealed Kitty.

"How did that happen?"

"Its my week to collect mail and read it first to ensure no entheta gets into the flat" sighed Kitty.

"Wow.. What are you going to do with all that money?"asked Rosie.

"Im going to really stick it to that Gregg guy in Toronto... I was wondering if you'd like to help me.. I'll swing by your town and we'll drive up there and make a vacation out of it...

It will be well worth the trouble for blowing just to see the look on his face when apply Tech to him and he runs screaming away!!!"Kitty's voice hard a hard edge to it.

"Im in Kitty, I'll be ready when you get here!!!" Rosie squealed and hung up.

Kitty sighed and set the phone back on the cradle. She would get Gregg and still have money to pay her way all the way to the top of the bridge! Life was going her way for the first time in a looooong time.

She opened to door to find herself staring eye to eye with the Org Registrar.

"I hear your about to help people with loans to ascend the bridge Kitty" He said with oil dripping from his voice. "You are truly a child of Ron. Thank you... Thank you so much....."

"Oh Shit..... busted" said Kitty Stay tuned for the next episode:

Will Kitty "loan" her money?

Will She have enough to get a car?

What will happen to her plan?

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