On Fri, 31 May 2002 02:30:25 GMT, Karl <kchase@austincable.com> wrote:

>Is that bitch still with them? I remember a 25 page fax I got from her
>for posting the diff levels...

Dateline Hemet, California
Sunday May 12, 2002

The Gold spokesperson was walking on air as it proudly announced the birth of triplets this very day on board the Clipper ship that overlooks the Tom Cruise Wheat Field of Gaiety.

The surviving triplet, named after the father, was christened Adolf Judas Miscavige. The mother, Helena K. Kobrin, signed an affidavit stating that she only ate the other two children *after* they had been pronounced dead. She went on to write that the births were conducted as LRH decreed, in total silence, if you didn't count the 14 hour continous scream of David Miscavige during labor.

Both the redheaded child and mother are resting comfortably at this hour.

When asked if the delivery was painfull Helena said, "Only the first two actually hurt and I ate those little fucks so I am calling it a big win and a good meal."

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