(To the tune of "Frosty the Snowman") L-Ron the conman had some very shifty scams with a sci-fi bent, tales of clam descent and electrified soup-cans L-Ron the conman was a polymath they claim both a physicist, a philanthropist and explorer of the brain There must have been some magic in those pinks and greys he took for when he washed them down with rum he began to write his Book O, L-Ron the conman had to leave behind his fools but return he might from the implant site so put out some packs of Kools Thumpety-thump-thump Thumpety-thump-thump Oh the things they claim!

Thumpety-thump-thump Thumpety-thump-THUMP!!!

Watch those Venus trains!

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