15> "Getting Chicks To Say Yes: L. Ron Answers the Booty Call"
14> "Hey, If It's In a Bestseller, It MUST Be True!"
13> "Travolta 3:16"
12> "Making Your Own E-meter With Dixie Cups And Duct Tape"
11> "Chapter 26: In Which Luke Discovers that L. Ron Vader is His Real Father"
10> "Chapter 5: Rush Limbaugh Is A Big Fat Idiot"
9> "'Old Mother' Hubbard -- L. Ron, the Transvestite Years"
8> "Chapter 12: Geez, You're Still Buying This, Aren't You?"
7> "The Human Mind: That Vast Realm Half an Inch Behind the Forehead (Two Inches Back for Scott Hamilton)"
6> "When a Lawsuit Hits Your Eye, Like a Big Pizza Pie, That's Scientology"
5> "He's NOT the Telescope Guy!"
4> "Chapter 11: How To File For It"
3> "Movie Stars -- Are They Gullible, or What?"
2> "Chapter 3: Post This on the Internet and We'll Sue Your Ass!"
and the Number 1 Least Known Chapter in "Dianetics"...
1> "Commandment Number One: 'Show Me the Money!'"
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