From Richard Johnson's "Page Six" gossip column at the New York Post:
http://www.nypost.com/gossip/51457.htm
Lopez to a T
August 20, 2005 -- New Yorkers upset at the coziness between the Church of Scientology and Margarita Lopez, a candidate for Manhattan borough president, can now wear a T-shirt mocking the City Council member who shuttled hundreds of thousands of taxpayer dollars to a Scientology-backed detox center co-founded by Tom Cruise. The shirts feature a grinning Lopez in front of Scientology iconography and sacks stuffed with cash and are selling on cafepress.com. Rivals have also taken openly gay Lopez to task because Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard preached against homosexuality.
http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~dst/Secrets/Media/lopez-parody.jpg
The text at the top of the image says "Lopez and Scientology", and at the bottom, "Don't ask, don't tell!"
-- Dave Touretzky: "She's clinched the Marcabian endorsement."