Ya....sure...just your typical day in Burbank.

My roommate is in the house and sees shadows in the driveway. I've filled him in on much of this, so he darts outside to see who it is? (I'm still at work).

Oh....what do you know...he introduces himself as "Mr. Lopez" (no accent, doesn't look spanish at all---tall white guy with white hair), a "Private Investigator, getting information for an attorney". Who? He can't say.

Ya ya...sure. He asked the typical BS OSA questions: "Has Tory done anything weird?"

ME??? Little Ol ME????? hahahahhaha... You MORONS OSA~!

Anyways, my roommate asked for a business card, no he didn't have one. (What a surprise).

RM: "Was she in trouble"?

PI: "No....not at all". (Just fishing, and planting seeds). Guess what? It didn't work. How unusual.

Drop on by again, OSA>>>>>but don't be SO chicken. Come on by when I'm here.

TR's OUT?

So Sorry. That's a fact within your organization: NO TR'S. Out Manners. Out Way To Happiness. Out Tech. Out Management. Out KSW. Out Integrity. Out Code of Honor.

But you're having a delightful time, eh?

Keep up the great work. And tell DM and Gavino, and Yaude; GO F*** Yourselves. No one else will, will they?

And remember this: EVERY time you screw with me, I'm going to talk to 10 more people........and if you really piss me off, 10 more groups. My list is building, daily. I've got a lot of work to do.

((I can literally hear OSA now: "Copy that quick! Call every group! Send the photos of Tory in horns. Tell them she's crazy!")) Ya...go right ahead. That's always a great introduction. Why IS it that they want to talk with ME and not you? Drop by cramming....you're failing at your own stupid game.

Tory/Magoo~Dancing in the Moonlight~ In Scientology for 30 years, out for 4 years and 3 months: X-Sea Org, X-OT 7, X-Grad 4 Flag Trained and Interned Sec Check auditor, X-OSA volunteer for 20 years, X-ED of the Scientology Parishioners League (to "Handle" All Black PR), X-Top Secret OSA Int Internet Mafia until I realized what they were really doing (Stopping Free Speech) and quit soon after for good. Declared SP (SP 6 ^with Cumulative Cluster) Expelled from C of S (Woo hoooo!) Free at Last!

For more info re Scientology, please see: http://www.xenu.net http://www.xenutv.com http://www.torymagoo.org http://www.lermanet.com/cos/toryonosa.htm http://www.altreligionscientology.org

Tory/Magoo~ Burbank, CA (818) 841- 3632 magoo44@att.net

<p><hr><p> Subject: Re: PI at Magoo's Today~~Geee....who *could* he be with?
From: "Android Cat" <androidcat98@hotmail.com>
Date: Thu, 14 Oct 2004 00:31:32 -0400

Magoo wrote:

> PI: "No....not at all". (Just fishing, and planting seeds). Guess
> what? It didn't work. How unusual.

Make damned sure that "planting seeds" wasn't literal. Check now and then to see if there have been any "herbal additions" around the house like with Jesse Prince.

-- Ron of that ilk.

<p><hr><p> Subject: Re: PI at Magoo's Today~~Geee....who *could* he be with?
From: "Android Cat" <androidcat98@hotmail.com>
Date: Thu, 14 Oct 2004 09:25:12 -0400

Magoo wrote: > "Magoo" <magoo44@att.net> wrote in message
> news:416df43c$1@news2.lightlink.com...
>>
>> "Android Cat" <androidcat98@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:Sinbd.878$57.630@fe51.usenetserver.com...
>>> Magoo wrote:
>>>
>>>> PI: "No....not at all". (Just fishing, and planting seeds). Guess
>>>> what? It didn't work. How unusual.
>>>
>>> Make damned sure that "planting seeds" wasn't literal. Check now
>>> and then to see if there have been any "herbal additions" around
>>> the house like with Jesse Prince.
>>
>> Hey...thanks. Good suggestion.
>>
>> I think I'll call the police, right now.
>
> Done...report filed, about the PI and the car being broken into
> more than once. They're going to keep an eye out. I love the Burbank
> Police. Super cool people.
>
> Thanks, Ron of that ilk.

Can't be too careful, and it establishes a file in case of later problems.

After all, what would this person claiming to be a PI have done if there had been no one home? Odds are, the snoopy questions and lame story was the fall-back plan. If "Mr. Lopez" had just wanted to ask questions, surely he would have walked up and rang the doorbell before your room-mate noticed and checked outside?

-- Ron of that ilk.

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