Fellow Thetan:

This is going to sound like a con, but in fact IT WORKS! The person who is now #8 on the list was #9 when I got it, which was only a few days ago.

360,000 dollars is a small investment in the future of the planet. Forget the lottery for a week, and give this a try. It can work for ALL of us.

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Good Luck!!

Dear Friend:

My name is L. Ron Hubbard. In September 1949 my car was repossessed and the bill collectors were hounding me like you wouldn't believe. I was laid off and my disability checks had run out. The only escape I had from the pressures of failure was my writing for a penny a word, and my talent for tall tales. I longed to turn my advocation into my vocation.

In January 1968 my cult and I went on a ten day cruise to the tropics. I bought a brand new Lincoln Town Car with CASH in February 1969. I am currently building a new home in Clearwater Florida, with a private pool, boat slip, an a beautiful view of the bay from my breakfast room table and patio. I will never have to work again. Today I am RICH! I have earned over $40,000,000.00 to date and will become a billionaire within years.

Anyone can do the same. This money making program works perfectly every time, 100% standard tech. I have NEVER failed to earn $500,000.00 or more whenever I wanted. Best of all, you never have to leave hiding -- send a flunky to go to your mailbox or post office.

In October 1949, I received a letter in the mail telling me how I could earn $500,000.00 or more whenever I wanted. I was naturally very sceptical and threw the letter on the desk next to my typewriter. It's funny though, when you are desperate, backed into a corner, your engrams do crazy things. I spent a frustrating day looking through the want ads for a job with a future, and no effort. The pickings were sparse at best. That night I tried to unwind by boozing it up with Jack Parsons. I read several bad reviews and then glanced at the letter laying next to the typewriter. All at once it became clear to me. I now had the key to my schemes.

I realized that with the power of baloney, I could expand and enhance this money making formula into the most unbelievable cash flow generator that has ever been created. I substituted a wacky religion of the post office and did by hook or by cult crook what others were doing by mail. Now only a few letters are mailed traceably. Most of the hard work is speedily INCOM downloaded to other orgs throughout the world. (They just upload the cash!) If you believe that someday you deserve that lucky break that you have waited for all of your lifes, simply follow the easy instructions below.

Your schemes WILL come true.

1. L. Ron Hubbard 2. Mary Sue Hubbard 3. Pat Broeker 4. Annie Broeker 5. David Miscaviage 6. Heber Jentzsch 7. Kendrick Moxon 8. Ken Whitman 9. Samuel D. Rosen 10. Al Buttnor.

Send the person at the top of the list $360,000. Then remove the person at the top, or any others (remember to remove them from the list too), and add your name to the bottom of the list. As time goes on, you will reach the top of the list, and be leader of a powerful cult.

o Members will obey your slightest whim, no matter HOW criminal.

o Millions of tax-free dollars per year.

o A private navy.

o Send anyone you want to private prison camps.

o Your own luxury armed compound to hide out from the law.

Sincerely yours,
L. Ron Hubbard

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