You know, David Miscavage has got to be wondering.

He was instrumental in the horrible, gruesome, electrocution death of Moxon's daughter, yet, Moxon hasn't done anything about it.

If I were Davey, I'd be wondering, "Moxon's afraid to do anything because he's in this up to his neck just like me, but, what if something happens to him? Has he prepared a final bomb to drop on me in case of his demise?"

Moxon knows EVERYTHING. Every dirty, nasty black bag operation that Scientology has performed. He could drop the dime on Miscavige anytime he wanted to. He probably has stashes of documents, given to friends to release in case something happens to him. It's his insurance against David Miscavige.

Moxon is older than Miscavige so he'll probably be the first to go. Our sources indicate that Scientologists do indeed die like normal people. I can imagine a scene like this in the near future:

Scene opens in a hospital room. Kendrick Moxon has just had a massive coronary or is undergoing liver failure from too much Niacin. He is terminal and will die soon. 4 men show up at his hospital room door, 2 are big, one is oriental holding a briefcase and one is a very tiny American. It is David Miscavige coming to visit his good friend Kendrick Moxon with some "security people":

Miscavige: Nurse. My name is Mike Krotz and I'm here to see my friend Kenny Moxon.

Nurse: He's right in here.

Miscavige: Thank you. Oh, why don't you take a break. Here's a couple hundred dollars to enjoy yourself in the cafeteria. And, nurse ..

Nurse: Yes?

Miscavige: Take your time.

Nurse: Oh thank you Mr. Krotz!

(Kendrick Moxon is on bed connected to a myraid of lines and has respirator hose in throat and can only mumble. Seeing the nurse leave he is frantically agitating his bonds and mumbling):

Moxon: (mumbled) "No! No!"

Miscavige: (Miscavige comes in room with oriental man. Thugs wait outside. Door closes. Starts fiddling with lines and hoses. Oriental man turns off morphine drip) So, Kenny? How you been? Not so good I see. Well, we came to offer our support.

Moxon: (eyes wide with fear and squirming) Mmmmmmm! Mmmmmmm!

Miscavage: You know Kenny, how long have we known each other. What? 20 years?

Moxon: (mumbles) Mmmmm Hmmmm.

Miscavige: I'd like to think I can trust you Kenny. But I've never been quite comfortable with one thing. Tell me, how is it that you kept your mouth shut all these years, even after I killed your daughter?

Moxon: (mumbles) I'Oh'no Miscavige: You see Kenny, that leaves me with an uneasy feeling. I get this feeling right here in my gut. I just don't know. So I wanted to clear up any MU's between us.

Moxon: (greatly relieved) ohay.

Miscavige: Kenny. I need to know where the papers are?

Moxon: (mumbles) wha hapers?

Miscavige: Ahhhh Kenny. Please, you taught me well. I know every method you know to get leverage on people and I have some of my own even. (oriental man opens briefcase and hands Miscavige a hypodermic).

Miscavige: This is Endo. He's new on the team. Endo joined the Sea Org halfway through his medical residency. He unfortunately was caught doing some, uh, questionable medical practices. Like you taught me Kenny, his sin wasn't doing unnecessary amputations as he was accused, oh no. His sin was getting caught. We convinced the Riverside Country District Attorney to release Endo into our custody for rehabilitation.

Moxon: (eyes wide with fear) Mmmmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmmmmm!

Miscavige: Now this, THIS (holding up hypodermic and flicking it with finger to knock bubbles loose) is potassium Kenny. Every growing boy needs it. In the correct amounts it regulates heart rate and other muscular functions. In slightly larger amounts it generates pain. A bit more and the pain is extreme. So bad in fact, that I have heard that people who get accidental overdoses beg to be killed. Isn't that what you told me Endo?

Endo: Mmmm Hmmm Moxon: Mmmmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmmmmm!

Miscavige: So Kenny, here is a paper and pencil. I need you to give me names and addresses of everyone who you have left papers with, to be divulged in the case of your death.

Moxon: Ohay. (scribble scribble scribble.)

Miscavige: Thank you very much Kenny. Three names. You know, I'd like to believe that this is all of them. I really would, but I really have to be sure.

Moxon: (Nodding head fiercly) Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

Endo: (Turns off vital sign monitors) Miscavige: Endo, where was the place to put this where no signs would show?

Endo: Ear.

Miscavige: Oh yes. Endo tells me that a needle puncture through an ear drum leaves no visible signs. Endo is learning our SENIOR POLICY:

"Don't get caught", very well, isn't he Kenny?

Moxon: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

Miscavige: Welp, here goes nothing. Hehehehehe. Sticks hypo into Moxon's ear. Moxon starts writhing in agony. Oh, Kenny. I almost forgot. We brought along some entertainment for you. Endo?

Endo: (Hands Miscavige a video tape) Miscavige: I had this tape made of Stacey being electrocuted. (Puts tape in VCR). You see Kenny, I ordered her into the vault and had it filmed because, I knew back then I would need it under these kinds of circumstances. What do you think about that Kenny?

Moxon: (forces respirator out screaming) You cocksucker! You'll never get the names and addresses! I gave you fakes! You're finished you degenerate runt!

Endo: (Stuffs sheets into Moxon's mouth to shut him up) Miscavige: (Lauging) See Endo, I told you he would hold out on me. Kenny, I know you, so I took the precaution of making sure I was holding something you DO care about. Endo?

Endo: (hands Miscavige a polaroid photo) Miscavige: See here Kenny? This is your wife here tied up in a chair. If any papers get released about me, she will get the blame Kenny. And if something happens to me, Endo will get very mad because, you see, I'm putting Endo's kids through college. You still have two kids don't you Kenny? I mean, you STILL have them don't you? You do love your kids don't you Kenny?

Moxon: (writhing in agony then still) Miscavige: What happened?

Endo: Too much potassium.

Miscavige: Oh well. Is there anything you'd like to say before I end this session Kenny?

(Miscavige and Endo laugh hysterically) Miscavige: That's it! End of session. Go see the examiner!

hahahahahahahaha!! Go get rid of this pathetic loser's, loser wife too.

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