For a mere $125,000 one can receive and practice the new OT VII that the cult is now delivering. Some Scientologists have been observed acting oddly in public.
The Truth about them can now be told! They are practicing New New OT VII. I have received a copy of this document in strictest confidence, and can't post the whole thing, because it's copyrighted, but I can quote a few portions of it in "Fair Use."
Here are a few parts of it which may explain some of the more unusual behavior of Scientologists as of late.
[Begin Fair Use extracts] OT7-29 Spot a cameraman.
OT7-30 Locate a cameraman and punch him in the stomach.
Locate a cameraman and attack him with a hammer.
[. . .] OT7-47 1. Go to a place with lots of people, such as an airport.
2. Spot them one at a time at the arrival terminal 3. As you spot each person, do the following:
A. Perceive the individual as a Nazi (German).
B. Be willing to scream "Nazi" at the person.
C. Be willing to scream "What's your crime?" at the person.
[. . .] OT7-48 1. Find some garbage cans, footstools, piles of offal, etc. and sit on them individually until you know they received your gluteus maximus.
2. Go to an org or a place with many types of picketers and communicate with each of them that they are Nazis until you know the communication is received and, if possible, ridiculed.
[. . .] I hope these illustrative quotes might explain the recent behaviors of Scientologists. You see, they are merely practicing their religion!
Leave them alone you evil religious bigots!
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