In the holiday spirit, _I_ propose a caroling session.

O little world of Teegeeack how still we see they lie above thy deep and dreamless sleep the DC-8's fly by Yet in thy dark volcanoes the evil Xenu schemes the woes and fears of all the years keyed by intention beams For Xenu's evil plotting then brought trillions to this land while dinosaurs gave awesome roars still further strife he planned O loyal staff, together oppose this wicked plot!

encase his ass in mountain pass batt'ries forget you not!

How odd to see, how widely spread The OT fable's grown!

As a.r.s. brings knowingness to critics yet unknown.

Spread well the secret scriptures Deride their flaws each day 'Til handlers greet no fresh raw meat With phony OCA.

'Til citizens of every stripe will know the simple truth While OSA no longer prey No longer goof the floof Where government stands watching and feds hold wide the door The dark cult fade, the feebees raid And Xenu rules once more

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