I found this definition of organized crime on the web. It sure does sound like our happy fun cult.

DEFINING ORGANIZED CRIME We could define organized crime as an agreement between men to forward a common cause, using other humans as tools for advancement, without regard to the health or happiness of those "other" humans outside the group.

Using humans may involve selling them as slaves, selling them as prostitutes, draining their resources with addictive drugs or gambling, extortion, theft, kidnapping, or murder. These are generally associated with organized crime, and not with "legitimate business".

Let's see, extortion, slavery, theft, and murder. Yep, sounds like $cientology.

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