Rather than that lame L. Ron Hubbard Day that Co$ keeps trying to get cities to proclaim (until the city finds out that Co$ is behind it), a city in Brazil has an interesting alternative:

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_457937.html?menu=news.quirkies A city in Brazil has approved an annual Orgasm Day.

The 35,000 people in Esperantina will be asked to work harder to achieve sexual satisfaction each May 9.

The new law was passed by the council despite the objections of the city's Mayor, who says it is pornographic.

It is the idea of Councillor Arimateia Dantas, who says he has personal motivation after losing out in love because of premature ejaculation.

He said: "My ex-partner was very hot, but she took such a time to reach the orgasm that I couldn't wait for her."

He undertook a research survey among Esperantina's sexually active women and found only 28% enjoyed orgasms every time they have sex.

The Mayor, Jose Inaldo Franco, is against Orgasm Day. He told the Jornal do Brasil newspaper: "I am ashamed of this pornographic project."

Story filed: 17:40 Sunday 25th November 2001 Perhaps this day could also double as "Fuck the Skull of L. Ron Hubbard Day"? (And do they know about Orgasm Day in Climax Michigan?) Ron of that ilk.

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