Among the many accomplishments of L. Ron Hubbard, the founder of the Church of Scientology, is his awesome discovery of the origin of evil psychiatry.
Until now this revelatory information has been kept within the Upper Secret Levels of the Church of Scientology. The reason for keeping this discovery confidential has been that Dr.
Hubbard felt that this was so shocking in nature that most human beings would deny this information and would decline into a state of apathy.
Jan Eastgate, the International President of the CCHR, an arm of the Church of Scientology announced today that the CCHR would begin releasing information on Dr. Hubbards discoveries on the origin of evil psychiatry. Ms. Eastgate stated that Heber Jentzsch, the President of the Church of Scientology, has been successfully channeling, for the past 6 months, L. Ron Hubbard himself from another part of the galaxy where he has been continuing his work. Mr. Jentzsch, acting upon orders from Dr. Hubbard, has authorized the release of his discoveries.
Ms. Easgate stated in a press conference today that a complete packet of information on the origin of evil psychiatry would be released shortly but for now the following information can be revealed to the public at large.
1. Evil psychiatry originated millions of years ago in an evil alien galactic empire, the Marcab Federation.
2. The planet Earth is a prison planet which is operated and controlled by evil Marcabian psychiatrists who are located on the planet Mars.
3. The evil Marcabian psychiatrists operate a system of Implant Stations which are located on Mars and the planet Venus. Human beings have been implanted and programmed to return to these Implant Stations.upon each body death. Here they are implanted by the evil alien psychiatrists to forget their past life, then they are programmed to return to earth where they will take over a new baby body. The implants are induced by advanced electronics and humans have been implanted countless lifetimes by the evil alien psychiatrists. Once implanted and programmed the being is packaged in ice and is returned to earth by flying saucers and dumped in the pacific ocean. The being has been programmed to find its way to a new body.
4. The evil Marcabian psychiatrists maintain a telepathic control over the evil earthling psychiatrists.
5. The only way to escape this evil psychiatric imprisonment is through L. Ron Hubbard. Dr. Hubbard is Source...he is the one who made these awesome discoveries. He is the one who has worked out the Golden Technology to free Mankind from the evil psychiatrists and this evil cosmic enslavement. Dr. Hubbard's Golden Technology is only available from the Church of Scientology.
6. The CCHR will be opening offices in local communities to handle to influx of people seeking Total Freedom from evil psychiatry and cosmic enslavement.
A complete packet with fruther information on the evil alien psychiatrists will be released soon.
Jan Eastgate International President CCHR Citizens Commission on Human Rights