Well, he hasn't offended me directly.

And I'd really like to post about other more worthwhile issues.

But I can't just sit by idly while he tries to offend my friends.

This is probably going to incur his wrath.

I hope others will stick up for me as I have for them!

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"The Ballad of Pisspot Dud"

On the A. R. S., 'twas the end of the year
Posters wished each other good cheer

The holiday season did abound
While a kill-filed poster returned to town

Over the hill came Pisspot Dud
Tucked in his crotch a giant spud

This Pisspot poster would not go away
Said "Sorry folks, I'm here to stay"

With his right hand he typed like one tough mother
While squeezing that potato with the other

His thoughts, while typing like a bard
"My god this spud is big and hard"

That potato he believed, was like no other
This Pisspot Dud, a real bad mother

But one day while typing with a frenzied mind
The squeezed hard spud slipped up his behind

The Pisspot Dud squirmed all about
Cried, "How will I get this potato out!"

He grimaced and grunted and trashed about
And finally he forced that potato out

Pisspot was amazed at the force it took
He turned around and had a look.

The Dud could not believe his eyes
Said "I must be OT, I've made French Fries!"

He tested the tators with a lick
"Hmm, perhaps some ketchup will do the trick!"

Over the hill goes Pisspot Dud
Making a meal out of flatulent spud.



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End of ballad

Inspired by barb and her "spud" posts.

Dedicated to those who have been offended by him.

RD00



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