I mean, his cult sends him in here, armed only with excerpts from "scientific" documents he hasn't a prayer of understanding, and tells him to post them.
Tells him that the SP's will bow down before their logic.
Tells him that SP's are all criminals anyway.
Tells him that SP's will cower before him.
Then they run away and giggle from around the corner. Like the kids who've tricked one of the younger children into saying something stupid or embarassing to the teacher.
They won't let him look at "entheta." They won't let him appear to be open-minded by, say, posting something like the following:
============================================================ To examine both sides of the Scientology debate, check out:
http://www.xenu.net -and- http://www.scientology.org And Think for Yourself which one makes more sense to you!
============================================================ Instead, they tell him to go call the teacher "crosspatch" or whatever, and they don't even let him know what he's saying.
"Don't ask what it means. Just go post it. And for Ron's sake don't look at anything that has the word X-NU on it, or your 'thing' will shrink. Even more."
So, the little kid goes and posts it. Never mind the funny characters included in the cut-and-paste. Never mind the snickering laughter back at the Org. Just post it.
Pity poor Mike McKean. This is what $cientology can do to you. Don't let it happen to someone you love.