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February 05, 2003
Church & State

Got a sample ballot in the mail today, election for school board rep or something.

The front of the book says:

ATTENTION VOTER:
Your Polling Place
may have changed.
(See back cover)

So, I turn to the back cover and look for my new instructions.

YOUR POLLING PLACE IS:
CHURCH[sic] OF SCIENTOLOGY

Yes ladies and gentlemen, I have to go to a fucking cult headquarters if I want to participate in American democracy.

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