Could someone pull the blinds? Arnie would you lower the lights please. Jim, Diane, Monica, could we have some quiet in the back pews, thank you. Safe, would lead us in prayer?

Thank you. Bob could you put on the organ music?


Xenu’s Prayer Our Xenu who art imprisoned on Teegeack, unspoken by PC’s be thy name.

Thy will be done on Earth as it is in the Galactic Federation.

Give us this day all our money, and forgive not any of our debt just as we have reg’ed others into debt before us.

Lead us not into a condition of PTS, and deliver us from the Marcabians.

For Thyne is Hubbards Kingdom for His power and His glory Forever and ever. Chow.

Warrior will now give us the Homely.

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