The Scientologist's Prayer Our Xenu, Who art in Teegeeack, L. Ron be Thy name.

To Kingdom Come Thetans were blown By H-bombs in Hawaii.

Give us this day our daily audit, And remember our trespasses, As we remember those who trespass against us.

And lead us not into free thought, But deliver us from freewheel, For Thine is the mock-up and the Dianetic power forever.

Amen.

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