I represent the PRO-CULT movement in America. I am the founder, and President. And, I would like to invite Scientologist's to join with me in my campaign to spread cults through out the world - without prejudice to one or the other.

Here are the criteria (Scientologist's have already been PRE-APPROVED):

1- The cult must have legal problems in many countries.

2- The cult must be founded by an "original" prophet, or some other type of Guru who either spoke as "the word of God", interpreted the "word of God" correctly - when no one else has, or is on a level equal with or greater than God.

3 - The cult must have as a guiding light the ambition to take over the world. Like S.P.E.C.T.R.E. and C.H.A.O.S. in the cheesy secret agent films.

4 - The cult must have their own scripture, which they treat as "Holy", ie, every word is absolutely true and unquestionable.

This scripture either must be different than the scripture of any major religion, OR it must be different - BUT CLAIM TO BE THE SAME.

5 - The cult must have as members people who genuinely believe they alone of all the people know the truth, and anyone not in the cult - by virtue of not being in the cult - do not know the truth with all certainity.

6 - the cult must abuse its' own members, either by suicide, mistreatment, fraud, or all of the above, and etc not mentioned 7 - The cult must actively hate all other groups, and view the rest of the world as those who are destroying the world.

8 - the cult must actively seek out new members at all costs (Though, for financial gain, to the benefit of the world and the cult) 9 - the cult may practice terrorism, but it must practice sabotage of the evil government's of the world, ala L.Ron Hubbard's little scheme that got the FBI chasing him to the end of his days 10 - the cult must have doctrine which is stolen from other religions, warped, and then presented as something worthwhile, when in fact it wouldn't make sense to a three year old Pro Cult Guy

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