This one doesn't quite fall in the "bizarre" range, but it indicates LRH's true objectives. It was just sent to me in a piece of promo:
"The only reason orgs exists is TO SELL AND DELIVER MATERIALS AND SERVICE TO THE PUBLIC AND GET IN PUBLIC TO SELL AND DELIVER TO. THE OBJECT IS TOTALLY FREED BEINGS!"
HCOPL 31 Jan 1983, "The Reason for Orgs"
Nonetheless, it's interesting to note the order of ~sell~ and deliver and then, finally free beings. This fits perfectly with every martyr I've ever known...
P.S.: I got 13 separate pieces of Co$ promo today. Not quite, but almost an all-time high. They must be going bankrupt at this rate.