(Sorry about the paucity of songs compared to last year, but I'm running out of carols I've actually _heard_, let alone know by heart. And to all, a good night.
Deck the Orgs (To the tune of "Deck the Halls") =================================
Deck the orgs with rods of golden Follow-follow-Ron, oh follow Ron Someone's in for quite a scoldin' Follow-follow-Ron, oh follow Ron SP crimes are stuff we've all done Follow-Ron, Follow-Ron, Follow Ron Quiet now, or you'll be called one!
Follow-follow-Ron, oh follow Ron
Bring the sec-check's Inquisition Follow-follow-Ron, oh follow Ron Have you talked with Tory Christman?
Follow-follow-Ron, oh follow Ron If you have, you're in a big mess Follow-Ron, Follow-Ron, Follow Ron You may now have P-T-S-ness Follow-follow-Ron, oh follow Ron
Kick 'em out with gay abandon Follow-follow-Ron, oh follow Ron Is this the "clearing" you had planned on?
Follow-follow-Ron, oh follow Ron Time for lies, deceit and voodoo Follow-Ron, Follow-Ron, Follow Ron Hope they never "Fair-Game" you too!
Follow-follow-Ron, oh follow Ron!
Message-ID: <3E0344B0.261B5C75@bc.cc.ca.us>
Date: Fri, 20 Dec 2002 08:26:24 -0800
From: Chris Leithiser <cleithis@bc.cc.ca.us>
Subject: R6Mas Carols for 2002--#2
O LRH To the tune of "O Christmas Tree"
("O Tannenbaum" to you traditionalists) =====================================
O LRH, O LRH How odious thy prose is;
A critic fairly likened it to bus-trip bromhidrosis* Thy poetry doth likewise suck How could you make your megabuck Without your cult, O LRH Adopting your psychosis?
Your published works, O LRH Your cult of lies defend 'em O LRH, O LRH It's better just to rend 'em Your books are dreck by all report Nonfiction might have been your forte** O LRH, O LRH If only you had penned some!
*(So whadda you waiting for? You KNOW you want to word-clear it.)
**(Yes, it rhymes. Look it up.)
Message-ID: <3E034505.136CAA79@bc.cc.ca.us>
Date: Fri, 20 Dec 2002 08:27:49 -0800
From: Chris Leithiser <cleithis@bc.cc.ca.us>
Subject: R6Mas Carols for 2002--#3
UFO Cult Rock (To the tune of "Jingle Bell Rock") ===================================
UFO, UFO, UFO cult Hiding the truth, but oh, what's the use Though they may censor that old Xenu.net Thousands read it yet
UFO, UFO, UFO cult Threatening Google? Great thinking, Poodle!
Your lawyers will write, but it just will invite Millions to the site
Thank you Dave M., way to cave 'em For $cientology Search the name now and then somehow you start finding links to OT-III Aim again, Davey M, shoot at your foot Still hasn't got a clue Now whenever they hear of your "church"
First reaction is That's the UFO...
That's the UFO cult!
Message-ID: <3E034570.5D4E53C@bc.cc.ca.us>
Date: Fri, 20 Dec 2002 08:29:36 -0800
From: Chris Leithiser <cleithis@bc.cc.ca.us>
Subject: R6Mas Carols for 2002--#4
Signing Up for Yet Another Course (to the tune of "Walking in a Winter Wonderland") =================================================
Phones will ring...quit your stalling 'Cause you know...who is calling The Registrar's voice...will leave you no choice Signing up for yet another course.
In the mail...is a brochure Though you thought...you had closure You've been sorely missed...your name's on their list Signing up for yet another course.
Remember all the hours that you spent here?
Making stuff with clay was lots of fun!
You thought you'd be finished once you went Clear But then you had to start on OT-I.
You'll complain...that you're poor; he Will explain...with Tone Forty How your only hope...you degraded dope, Is signing up for yet another course!
In a while...you'll just give in Borrow cash...from your live-in And max out the cards...your credit's in shards Signing up for yet another course!
Remember all the dollars that they lost you You could live in style with such a sum!
Three hundred thousand bucks that Xenu cost you If only you had cog'd at first and run!
In the end...you'll be busted Screwed by those...you had trusted Your life's in the tank...they sure cleared your bank Signing up for yet another course...
Signing up for yet another course...
Signing up for yet another course!
Message-ID: <3E035531.F2F9C48C@bc.cc.ca.us>
Date: Fri, 20 Dec 2002 09:36:49 -0800
From: Chris Leithiser <cleithis@bc.cc.ca.us>
Subject: R6Mas Carols for 2002--#5
The R6Mas Song (To the tune of "The Christmas Song," [Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire]) ============================================================
Orgs decked out with shiny Christmas trees Bright-wrapped boxes 'round the base Empty of course, like a Clear's memories-- Of his life pre-cult there's not a trace.
OT's know the holidays are mind-implants, There to bind your Thetan fast PC's holding cans with their minds in a trance Will learn the Santa Truth at last.
They'll find that Xenu made the hoax He's loaded lots of R6 implants on us folks And every OT-III who's worth a damn Will learn how Christ himself is just a scam
So I'm offering this good advice for grades Preclear to OT-VIII Although it's been said, many times, many ways....
Blow before it's...too late.
(One more to go, but that one will wait until Christmas Eve--both for
effect and because it ain't finished yet. About two more hours of
driving should do it...)
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