---------------------------------------------------------------------------- The word Scientology, conceived by L. Ron Hubbard, means loss of all your financial assets, property, friends, and mind.
What is Scientology all about?

---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Developed by L. Ron Hubbard, Scientology is a pyramid scheme which allows people to learn how to scam others in return for being scammed themselves.

For more information, see http://www.xenu.net
How did Scientology start?

---------------------------------------------------------------------------- L. Ron Hubbard wrote a book called Dianetics and then discovered that all his lawsuits and taxes could be averted by calling it a religion.
What is Dianetics?

---------------------------------------------------------------------------- L. Ron Hubbard discovered the single source of stress, worry, self-doubt and psychosomatic illness - the reactive mind. In his book Dianetics: The Modern Science of Mental Health he described the reactive mind in detail and laid out a simple, practical, easily taught technology to overcome it.

Unfortunately he forgot to mention that he was the only person to actually have a reactive mind.
What is the mind?

---------------------------------------------------------------------------- The mind is a thing that most people have before they join Scientology.
What is an engram?

---------------------------------------------------------------------------- An engram is an invisible device which empties your bank account.
What is Clear?

---------------------------------------------------------------------------- A clear is a person who has had his bank account emptied.
What is Auditing?

---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Auditing is the term given to the spiritual counseling which is designed to help a person empty their bank account.
Are Auditors governed by a code of conduct?

---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yes, they are.

Unfortunately they do not follow it. Personal confessions are often used to shush a person who decides to expose the scam.
What is the E-Meter and how does it work?

---------------------------------------------------------------------------- The E-Meter is a religious artifact used to measure the emptiness of a persons bank account.
Is Scientology like hypnotism or psychotherapy?

---------------------------------------------------------------------------- There is no resemblance. In fact, it is much worse. After Scientology people often believe in aliens and other wacky stuff of their own free will.
What is training?

---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Training is the way to become an unquestioning, obedient, Ron Zombie.
What is a thetan?

---------------------------------------------------------------------------- A thetan is the actual person who gets ripped off, this is separate from his actual body parts.
Do Scientologists believe in mind over matter?

---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yes, OT Scientologists were solely responsible for bringing down the Berlin Wall.
Do Scientologists believe they have lived before?

---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yes. Most of them believe that they came from another planet. Then later on they find out the truth, which is that they were kidnapped by an evil lord called Xenu who brought them here 75 million years ago and blown up in volcanos with H-bombs. This event is celebrated on the cover of the book Dianetics.
What is an Operating Thetan or OT?

---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Operating Thetan, or OT, means a spiritual being who has REALLY been ripped off. They have spent several hundred thousand dollars to achieve this state, and are in complete denial about how much they have been conned.
What are the dynamics?

---------------------------------------------------------------------------- These are the different levels of which your life has been ruined.

1st dynamic - all your own money gone.

2nd dynamic - your spouses money is gone too.

3rd dynamic - you owe money to your friends.

4th dynamic - you have borrowed more money than you can keep track of.

5th dynamic - you borrow money from small animals.

6th dynamic - you have borrowed money from the physical universe.

7th dynamic - you have borrowed money from dead people.

8th dynamic - you have borrowed money from LRH.
What is the Scientology concept of God?

---------------------------------------------------------------------------- In Scientology, LRH wrote that God is an implant by aliens. LRH has been to Heaven twice and the last time it was quite shabby by Scientology standards.
How does Scientology view marriage and the family?

---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Scientology regards the family as a convenient way of recruiting new members who can spend more money then a single person ever could on their own.
What is the Scientology system of ethics?

---------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Scientology system of ethics is based wholly on money. If you have given lots of money to the church, it really does not matter. What matters is how much you have still got in your bank account.
What is Study Technology?

---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Study Technology is the term given to the methods L. Ron Hubbard developed to enable Scientologists to recruit new children. Even though these kids are downstat at the moment, they will eventually grow up and have jobs with decent pay which will be given to us.
What is the Scientology view on drugs?

---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Scientologists use medical drugs when physically ill, but not if it can be fixed with a touch assist. Assists take care of just about everything from a common cold all the way up to cancer and even death. LRH liked to take Vistaril a lot and finally overdosed on it.
What is the Purification Rundown?

---------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Purification Rundown is a detoxification program which helps people to overcome the trauma of LRHs drug overdose.
Do Scientologists use medical doctors?

---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Of course. The Church of Scientology uses everybody.
What does the Scientology cross represent?

---------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Scientology cross is an eight-pointed cross which represents a person being ripped off on all eight dynamics.
What does the S symbol represent?

---------------------------------------------------------------------------- The S stands for Sucker.
Is it all based on one mans work?

---------------------------------------------------------------------------- No, not really.

How does Scientology work?

---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Scientology provides answers to many questions and insists that you believe what we tell you. Any disagreement results in punishment, donations or RPF.
What does Scientology accomplish?

---------------------------------------------------------------------------- We have got more money than most people.
How do people get into Scientology?

---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Usually by being nice to a loved one and lending them money. When they do not pay you back you go to see what the fuck they spent it on. Voila.
Is Scientology a cult?

---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yes.
Who opposes Scientology and why?

---------------------------------------------------------------------------- People who have been ripped off and do not want others to fall into the same trap. Some others oppose the killing of church members, but these people are invariably criminals and are just jealous.
Why is Scientology criticised on the Internet?

---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Because free speech exists on the internet.
In what way does Scientology differ from other religions and philosophies?

---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Christianity believes that Jesus Christ was the son of God. We know that there was no Christ.
Is Scientology open to anyone?

---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Scientology is open to anyone who has money and a Sucker sign on his or her forehead.

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