Dear Mr. PTSC, I and my infirm represent the Religious-Terrorist Consortium (R-T.C).

We have won 27,665,498,836,455 cases in the US courts at huge expense of bribery, coercion and intimidation with regard to stopping people misusing their rights to quote our clients on the internet.

Please realise that we are an irresistable and overwhelming force and you are not an immovable object!

The above hyperlink connects to a web site that is in violation of our clients' status as the most awful group on the planet.

i.e. http://www.somethingawful.com The owner of the site referenced is clearly far more skilled at lies, deception, false PR and brazen effrontery than any outlawyer in our firm.

This is intolerable.

Please contact the person concerned and request that they join our staff immediately or cease and desist from his spin-terrorism skill and bluster that puts us to shame. This puts our stats in danger so we are by-passing usual covert channels and resorting to this open internet posting.

Normally our firm has the exclusive self-given rights to cheating, lying, perjury, false litigation, mob tactics and snyde humor. Please realize that we can not let the person on somethingawful.com do something awful to us like this!

We may be contacted at aviaryparaqueet@msn.com Yours with complete insincerity, Aviary Paraqueet.

PS Staff pay is a billion year one-sided contract at $12 per 85 hour week, with no rights to personal liberty, life or freedom. We are sure the person from the site will not be able to resist such an attractive offer!

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