-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- [The play begins with a person wearing an orange jumpsuit with a sign reading "RPF ESCAPEE" coming around the corner. They move erraticly, but quickly down the street, handing out leaflets explaining the RPF.] You don't understand. You don't understand. Read this. [A small group of people come around the same corner, dressed in mostly- black, similar to the bad guys in "The Matrix". They are wearing signs that read "OSA THUG", "OSA GOON", and similar. The signs "Riverside DA" and "Likes to take it up the A**" are already reserved. These people always yell.] STOP THAT SUPPRESSIVE PERSON! [The OSA goons begin to move towards the first person, handing out leaflets explaining what the OSA is, why they're actually the GO, etc etc etc. The first person cowers in fear. As the OSA goons are about to reach the RPF escapee, a person in the crowd shouts] STOP! [Suddenly, a person in the crowd steps forward, pulls out a sign that reads "Scientology Critic", and waves it to the OSA goons like a cross is waved in the face of a vampire. The OSA goons recoil and begin circling the RPF/Critic, while everybody continues handing out more flyers. The OSA goons should make occasional feints towards the RPF escapee and the critic, only to be repelled by the power of "TheCritic"[tm]. The critic should have flyers talking about the cult's war against the internet, plus everything else relevant.] RPF Escapee: Who are you? Critic: I'm the cult's worst nightmare. A person who speaks out. [The critic helps the RPF person out of the orange jumpsuit. Inside they are wearing normal street clothes with a sign reading "ex-Scientologist". The two grasp shoulders, and wander off, singing something about Xenu. The OSA goons mill about uncertaitly for a bit, then begin attacking each other, calling them suppressive persons and the such. They don't attack so much that they can't hand out more flyers.] -- .sig and PGP Block follow. Visit http://www.dimensional.com/~janda ^L Um, what? -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE-----
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