A half a stick of butter melted Stick it all in a bowl baby Stir it with a wooden spoon Mix in a cup of flour You'll be in Heaven soon.
Say everybody have you seen my balls they're big and salty and brown If you ever need a quick pick me up just take my balls in your mouth Oooh Suck on my chocolate salty balls Stick 'em in your mouth and suck 'em Suck on my chocolate salty balls They're packed full of vitamins and good for you So suck on my balls Quarter cup of unsweetened chocolate and a half a cup of brandy [??] or two of sugar and just a pinch of vanilla Grease up the cookie sheet Cause I hate when my balls stick Then preheat the oven to 350 and give that spoon a lick Say everybody have you seen my balls they're big and salty and brown If you ever need a quick pick me up just take my balls in your mouth Suck on my chocolate salty balls Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em Suck on my chocolate salty balls They're packed full of goodness High in fiber Suck on my balls Hey Wait a minute What's that smell Smell like somethin' burnin' Well that don't [??] me none Long as I get my rent paid on Friday Baby you better get back in the kitchen Cause I got a sneakin' suspicion Oh man baby baby You just burned my balls!
My balls on fire!
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My balls are burnin'!
Gimme some wine!
Pour some wine on me!
My balls are burnin Oh my goodness Come on do something Oooh Suck on my chocolate salty balls Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em Hell fire, baby!
Suck on my chocolate salty balls Come on, baby Blow!
Uuhh Suck on my balls, baby Suck on my balls, baby Suck on my red hot salty chocolate balls Come here baby Woooo!
Ooo Suck on my balls