http://www.sptimes.com/News/113001/Columns/Exercise_in_exorcism_.shtml http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_462136.html?menu=news.quirkies Devil banned from Florida town A mayor has banned Satan from her Florida town.
Carolyn Risher has composed a written statement saying "Satan is hereby declared powerless, no longer ruling over, nor influencing, our citizens".
She made five copies, one for her office wall and the rest to put in hollowed-out fence posts at the four entrances to Inglis.
The posts, painted with the words Repent, Request and Resist, were sealed and capped.
The proclamation, on official stationery with a gold seal, says: "Be it known from this day forward that Satan, ruler of darkness, giver of evil, destroyer of what is good and just, is not now, nor ever again will be, a part of this town of Inglis. Satan is hereby declared powerless, no longer ruling over, nor influencing, our citizens."
She told the St Petersburg Times: "You're either with God or against him. I'm with him."
She says she was prompted by an overall sense of concern about issues like drunken drivers, fathers who molest their daughters and people who steal from their neighbours.
But Bob Farnan, the owner of Port Inglis Restaurant, says: "It reminds me of the Taliban. If you're not Muslim, you're worthless. She just reversed the situation."
Waitress Polly Bowser is organising a petition to have the mayor ousted.
She says the proclamation, which makes several references to Jesus Christ, could be offensive to people of other faiths.
The Mayor said: "I am not knocking any one faith. I am praying for the whole community. If I had thought I was doing something wrong, I would have not done it. It just felt like it was something I could do for the community, mostly for our young people."
Story filed: 12:45 Friday 30th November 2001 Well, I suppose that's harmless enough, but if they *really* want fun, they'd ban the spirit of L. Ron Hubbard and his works.
Ron of that ilk.
> Android Cat says...
>>But Bob Farnan, the owner of Port Inglis Restaurant, says: "It reminds
>>me of the Taliban. If you're not Muslim, you're worthless. She just
>>reversed the situation."
>It looks like the Taliban has taken on the persona of the present day Nazism.
>We Americans did need a current model of oppression to indicate what we
>disagree with, and describe it with only a word.
>Human nature is amazing.
So far as I can tell, Bush's ideas on seeing the Taliban are to imitate it, by
disestablishing the rule of law, establishing military courts without even the
legal protections even offered in a military court, stacking his Cabinet with
the most virulent extremist religious lunatics he can dig out of a tent revival,
and destroying the Constitution.
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Each post was hollowed out and in it placed a copy of the official proclamation.
"Be it known from this day forward that Satan, ruler of darkness,
giver of evil, destroyer of what is good and just, is not now, nor
ever again will be, a part of this town of Inglis. Satan is hereby
declared powerless, no longer ruling over, nor influencing, our
citizens."
From The St. Petersburg Times, 11/29/01:
http://www.stpetersburgtimes.com/News/112901/Citrus/Mayor_banishes_Satan_.shtml
Mayor banishes Satan from Inglis
Copies of a proclamation announcing the ban are stuffed into fence
posts at the four entrances to town.
By ALEX LEARY
St. Petersburg Times,
INGLIS --
The words just flowed from Carolyn Risher's pen as she sat at the
kitchen table Halloween night.
She wrote fast, ignoring commas and periods.
When the Inglis mayor finished, she put the fierce rhetoric down on official town stationery complete with gold seal.
Northbound trucks on U.S. 19 pass one of four wooden posts erected on the roads leading into Inglis.
She made five copies.
One was kept for her office wall, which is covered with pictures of Elvis, framed letters of thanks and a painting of the Last Supper.
The rest were rolled and stuffed into hollowed-out fence posts placed at the four entrances to the town.
The posts, painted with the words Repent, Request and Resist, were sealed and capped.
"You're either with God or against him," Risher, 61, and a lifelong resident, said from her office on Wednesday. "I'm with him."
So are a lot of other people in the town of 1,400, most of whom Risher describes as good Christians.
"I have a lot of respect for her because she did that," said Martha Eiland, who was shopping for sea shells at a gift shop on U.S. 19.
But the mayor's public act of faith has drawn criticism from some who say it oversteps the line between church and state.
"It reminds me of the Taliban. If you're not Muslim, you're worthless," said Bob Farnan, the owner of Port Inglis Restaurant.
"She just reversed the situation."
A waitress at the restaurant, Polly Bowser, is organizing a petition to have Risher ousted.
Risher's letter, which makes several references to Jesus Christ, could be offensive to people with other faiths, Bowser said.
"I am not knocking any one faith," Risher said in the interview.
"I am praying for the whole community."
"One person's beliefs are fine, but not on town letterhead," said Steve Young, who was sipping a beer at the Mouse Trap.
"It doesn't seem appropriate."
Mayor Risher, whose affable demeanor and solid roots in the community have kept her in office for the past decade, is unapologetic.
"If I had thought I was doing something wrong, I would have not done it," she said.
"It just felt like it was something I could do for the community, mostly for our young people."
Risher said she got the idea after Pastor Richard Moore of Yankeetown Church of God announced plans to place the fence posts.
Moore asked his congregation to skip one meal a day for a 40-day period that ends in mid December.
"As the elected leader of this community, she was stepping out as a Christian and trying to do something positive," Moore said.
"We've gone so far in the separation of church and state it's almost like Christians don't have rights anymore."
The proclamation is not a reference to a single event, Risher explained, but an overall sense of concern.
She speaks of drunken drivers, fathers who molest their daughters and people who steal from their neighbors.
Town Clerk Sally McCranie, who signed the proclamation, offered another observation:
Kids in town, she said, have taken to dressing in all black and painting their faces white, a style known as Goth.
"We are taking everything back that the devil ever stole from us,"
Risher wrote.
"We will never again be deceived by satanic and demonic forces."
Despite being the talk of town, Risher said she has received only one complaint about the proclamation.
A business owner called her to warn against possible legal action.
That prospect does not seem to worry her.
Town Attorney Norm Fugate declined to comment, saying questions must be asked at Town Commission meetings, so everyone can hear his response.
As for being impeached, Risher said that's unlikely.
It would require a super-majority vote of the commission, and she is confident she has the backing of most of the officials.
"I'm biased," said commission member Sherry Ely, who owns Golden Nugget Pawn and Gun and attends the same church as Risher.
"She was just trying to take a stand. We have to believe in things and
fight for them."
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'We exercise our authority over the devil in Jesus' name'
(Editor's Note: The following is a proclamation issued by the town of
Inglis and carrying the town seal and logo.)
Be it known from this day forward that Satan, ruler of darkness, giver of evil, destroyer of what is good and just, is not now, nor ever again will be, a part of this town of Inglis. Satan is hereby declared powerless, no longer ruling over, nor influencing, our citizens.
In the past, Satan has caused division, animosity, hate, confusion, ungodly acts on our youth, and discord among our friends and loved ones. NO LONGER!
The body of Jesus Christ, those citizens cleansed by the Blood of the Lamb, hereby join together to bind the forces of evil in the Holy Name of Jesus. We have taken our town back for the Kingdom of God. We are taking everything back that the devil ever stole from us. We will never again be deceived by satanic and demonic forces.
As blood-bought children of God, we exercise our authority over the devil in Jesus' name. By that authority, and through His Blessed Name, we command all satanic and demonic forces to cease their activities and depart the town of Inglis.
As the Mayor of Inglis, duly elected by the citizens of this town, and appointed by God to this position of leadership, I proclaim victory over Satan, freedom for our citizens, and liberty to worship our Creator and Heavenly Father, the God of Israel. I take this action in accordance with the words of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, as recorded in Matthew 28:18-20 and Mark 16:15-18.
Signed and sealed this 5th Day of November, 2001 Carolyn Risher, Mayor Sally McCranie, Town Clerk ___________________________________________ Bet you're finding it purty hard to top this one.
Harry